ROGERS

A diplomat and a stage magician are the two professions that have a high silk hat. All the tricks that either one of them have are in the hat, and are all known to other diplomats and magicians.

Democracy is a form of government you have to keep for four years no matter what it does.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggy' until you can find a rock.

Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

I belong to no organized political party--I am a Democrat.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

I would rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it.

In a real estate man's eye, the most exclusive part of the city is wherever he has a house to sell.

It's kinder funny, but no matter how common our blood is, we hate to lose any of it.

Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.