The Many Ways To Kill Dawson:
Chapter Two

A sea of black of black filled the church. The piano played a solemn, mournful tune. Tears and murmured whispers of goodbyes echoed throughout the room. Dawson Leery was dead. In the front Gail and Mitch Leery stood being offered words of comfort by the many guests. Pacey, Joey, Jack, Jen and Andie stood together - an isolated group amongst the mourners.

The funeral started.

Words were being said but Joey heard nothing. At the end of their aisle Andie was balling her eyes out, sobbing at how they were missing school. Jack and Jen were playing a game of thumb war, bored to death at the sombre words. They were only words after all. Dawson was dead, it wouldn't bring him back alive. Besides what did all these people really know about Dawson anyway.

Barbara Johns got up to speak. She blathered on about how Dawson was such a great guy. That he was a truly great Christian.

"I didn't know Dawson was Christian." Pacey whispered in Joey's ear, his breath creating a tingly sensation that went to her centre.

Joey noted that Pacey's hand was dangerously high up her leg. She moved her own fingers 'accidentally' brushing Pacey and watched in satisfaction as his length twitched and hardened. Pacey grinned and noting that everyone was too occupied with Barbara John's speech, except Jack and Jen who were still immersed in their game, he carefully slid his fingers down Joey's pants.

She gasped in surprise and tried to muffle the further sounds that continued to escape from her mouth. Pacey noted Joey's reactions which only enticed him to further continue his administrations. His hand played with her slick folds and Pacey's fingers caught most of Joey's wetness, although some liquid still managed to seep down onto Joey's underwear. Pacey carefully placed one finger inside Joey, then two and was happily surrounded by her heat.

Every five seconds Barbara Johns declared how much she had 'loved' Dawson and how much she would miss him. Each time Pacey thrust his fingers into Joey and then out. Tension was building. As Barbara finished her speech and collapsed in a high pitch wail of tears, Joey came screaming. People turned to look, muttering how sad it was for Joey and how nice of Pacey to comfort her.

The piano became to play another mournful tune. People stood up watching the lid being placed on top of the coffin.

"Stop!"

Everyone stared in surprise.

Dawson had risen from the dead!

He sat up and noticing Pacey and Joey huddled together let out an inhuman cry. The music had stopped and everyone was startled by the change of events. Dawson stumbled out of the coffin and made his way towards his two best friends determined to break them apart.

Suddenly the piano player let out a screech and jumped out of the way as the piano rocked to and fro before finally giving way. In a straight and direct course for Dawson, the piano jerked a little in the air before landing with a musical crash.

Bang! Odd, off tune notes were emitted from the piano as it played its last farewell. Dawson's body was completely covered by wood except for his forehead that lay big and protruding for all to see.

Everyone got up and crowded around Dawson marvelling at the giganticness of his forehead. They were all in awe.

"Look at that! It's so big." One person marvelled.

"It's the only body part he can boast about. In terms of size." Jen informed the crowd.

"So do you think he's dead?" Someone whispered.

"Again?" Someone else muttered.

"Looks like it." Another voice replied.

"Well we've already had the funeral..." Mitch Leery stated practically.

"...so you're all invited to come to the Leery's Fresh Fish for drinks and food," continued Gail.

Everyone got up and left. The prospect of food at the Leery's was too good an offer to refuse.