The Many Ways To Kill Dawson:
Chapter Three

"So you're making a new movie."

"That's right Jen...a slasher/horror film. You're the producer. Andie's the costume person. Jack's the assistant director. Joey's the virginal heroine...." Dawson's voice trailed off as he say Joey unzip Pacey's jeans and move her head downwards, "VIRGINAL!! Did you hear me Joey?? You're meant to be a virgin! Pacey...no..no...don't touch her *there*...damn it Pacey!! I told you not to touch her!!"

Dawson moved in to separate the two, "We're starting filming NOW!"

Both Joey and Pacey sighed in disappointment. Joey stared at Dawson.

"Is there something wrong with you head? I mean, I can't be absolutely sure but it looks kind of...different.. But maybe it's just me."

"You noticed!" Dawson beamed, "I'm wearing a costume. See I'm a banana. I even have a banana shaped head!"

Dawson twirled around proudly.

"That's great D-man but can I ask why?"

"Read the script!" Dawson snapped, "Now let's start filming! Jack you're director for the moment because I'm in this scene."

Dawson smiled in glee. This was his favourite scene. He had hired some out of towner to play the murderer and Pacey, or Pacey's character, was going to get killed. Joey would be running away from the murderer when Dawson stepped in to save her. After he saved Joey's character, Dawson would rip off his banana head mask and kiss the heroine. Perfect!

The scene started.

Joey and Pacey walked downed the creek hand in hand. Joey smiled and gently leaned in to kiss Pacey. Dawson stepped in view. Anytime now the murderer would enter.

Ah ha!

A figure in came rushing onto the scene and headed straight for Dawson, a cleaver in hand.

Slash! Rip! Slash!

"Noooooooooooooooooo...." cried Dawson dismally, "This wasn't meant to happen..."

Blood splurting out as the murderer diced away at Dawson's banana head turning Dawson into millions of little fleshy, meaty pieces. The black figure vanished.

"Wow!" Pacey gasped, "Never expected that to happen. Dawson sure comes up with some great plot twists."

Everyone else nodded in agreement.

"I wonder who Dawson hired to play the part?" asked Joey.

On the other side of town, leaving Capeside the black figure chortled in delight. It was the laughter of the BEASTIEgirl.