The Many Ways To Kill Dawson:
Chapter One

The rain fell incessantly down creating a distinct beat at each drop. It was the perfect type of day to stay at home and watch movies which was something Pacey, Joey and Dawson were trying to do. Andie had been unavailable due to some sort of "homework crisis" as she had put it. Jack and Jen were next door helping Grams with some flower decorations for the church. So it was the three musketeers again.

"Isn't ET great?" Dawson sighed while hugging the treasured ET doll, "We can watch Jaws or Jurassic Park or the latest Speilberg Saving Private Ryan. You guys choose."

Joey and Pacey rolled their eyes and try to contain their lack of enthusiasm.

"I'll go get popcorn and Pacey, Joey, try not to cause too much trouble."

Dawson jumped out of his sitting position and still holding the ET doll ran out of room.

"He's gone."

"The coast is clear Jo." Pacey said as he snuck his head out of the door and checked the hall.

An arm moved to pull him back into Dawson's room.

"Then what we waiting for Pacey? We don't have much time."

Joey grabbed Pacey and pushed his body back hard on the door, effectively pinning Pacey as well as shutting Dawson's door. Her hands worked to unzip Pacey's jeans and pull down his boxers while Pacey reciprocated the favour.

Kisses were exchanged. A little fumbling as Pacey ripped the condom out of its package and placed it on himself. With a swift manoeuvre Pacey had Joey pinned to Dawson's door as he rammed himself into her.

"God..Pacey...oh god..." Joey's screams were loud and demanding.

Pacey only grunted in response and continue his onslaught. Both were too preoccupied in their activity to notice the banging on the door.

"Joey?? Pacey?? I can't seem to get..."

"Oh god Pa...ce....y......yes! Oh yes!"

"Joey? What's going on there? Pacey??"

As Joey's body moved forward away from the door to meet Pacey, Dawson managed to push and the burst the door open.

Joey and Pacey fell to the ground but Dawson's interruption did not stop their momentum.

"WHAT THE FUCK!!" Dawson gaped at his two best friends who were still ignoring him, more interested in each other and what they were doing to one another.

He tried to pry them off one another but with little success. He tried to scream at them but they were deaf to his voice. They only thing Pacey and Joey knew were Pacey and Joey. In that moment Dawson Leery did not exist.

Angry, frustrated and hurt he stormed out of his room and out of his house. Dawson would go see Jack and Jen who would be much more understanding and would help he put an end to Pacey's and Joey's little sexcapade.

The rain was still pouring hard and Dawson was drenched and soaking as he crossed the lawn to visit his next door neighbours. Suddenly out of nowhere a big, grey bus came zooming by.

It hit Dawson, flinging his body across the lawn. He cried in pain and agony as he felt his body being ripped apart. Jen, Jack and Grams came out the house to watch. Pacey and Joey were still going at it in Dawson's room.

The bus landed with a crash, half way into the creek. Luckily none of its occupants were hurt. The same could not be said for Dawson. His body lay a crumpled heap of blood and bones underneath the bus.

Jen, Jack and Grams went back inside the house. The excitement was over. Flower decorations for the church still needed to be planned.

In Dawson's room the loud crash of the bus finally seeped through Joey's lust.

"Pa..cccey... Oh yeah...Pa..cceeeyyy...do that thing again...oh..oh...yes! Paa..c...e..y...did ...you...oh yeeeaaah...hear....oh....that....yes!...yes!....sound?"

"Sounded...*groans*...like...Jooooeeeeyy....b..b..bus...*groans louder*...crashing.."

"Check.. it.. out?" asked a breathless Joey.

Still inside Joey, Pacey lifted her body up and carefully moved both their bodies to the window. He peered outside still thrusting in and out of Joey as he tried to decipher what was going on outside.

"Looks like the EMT."

"Oh?"

"Dawson's body."

"That's nice."

"Seems like Dawson's dead."

"Pacey?"

"Yea Jo?"

"Does it mean we can use Dawson's bed now?"

Pacey grinned as he and Joey briefly parted to scramble onto Dawson's bed. In the background the wail of the EMT leaving could be heard. In the foreground the creaking of Dawson's bed and the cries and groans of Pacey Witter and Joey Potter.