"This", he explained,"is urine. To be a good doctor, you have to be observant to color, smell, sight and taste." After saying this, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth.
His class watched on in amazement, most, in disgust. But being the students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped one finger into the jar and then put it into their mouth.
After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my 2nd finger into the jar and my 3rd finger into my mouth."
They had a great time, however, they overslept on Sunday and didn't make it back to Louisville until early Monday morning. Rather than take the final then, they found their professor after the final and explained to him why they missed it.
They told him that they went up to the University of Kentucky for the weekend, and had planned to come back in time to study, but they had a flat tire on the way back. They didn't have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time and that's why they were late in getting back to campus. The professor thought this over and told them they could make up the final the following day.
The two guys were elated and relieved. They studied that night and went in the next day to take the final. The professor placed them in separate rooms, handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin. They each looked at the first problem, which was worth 5 Points. It was a simple question about molarity and solutions. "Cool," they thought. "This is going to be easy." They answered the question and then turned the page.They were not prepared, however, for what they saw on this page. It said: (95 Points)�Which tire?
Johnny, however, did extremely well; he counted past 50, right up to 100 without any mistakes. He was so excited that he ran home and told his Dad how well he had done. His dad nodded and told him, �That�s because you are from Alabama, son.�
The next day, in language class, the teacher asked the students to recite the alphabet. It�s Grade Three, so most could make it half way through without much trouble. Some made it to S or T, but Johnny rattled off the alphabet perfectly right to the end. That evening, Johnny once again bragged to his Dad about his prowess in his new school. His Dad, knowingly, explained to him, �That�s because you are from Alabama, son.�
The next day, after Physical Education, the boys were taking showers. Johnny noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed overly �well endowed.� This confused him. That night he told his dad, �Dad, they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I�m from Alabama?� he asked.
�No, son,� explained his Dad, �That�s because you�re 18.�