Chapter 5
�Well! Well!� Momo began. He stepped back as if he was being cornered.
Ryoma expected his sempai to explain himself and apologize next.
�You do irresponsible things with Eiji-sempai at the �box�!!�
Ryoma gaped in shock; no, everyone gaped.
Oishi, who was also momentarily shocked, retained his captain-like reserve by returning with:
�What? You didn�t know that? I thought everyone knew!�
The others nodded in agreement. Eiji is too loud to keep secrets.
Momo sweat-dropped and cowered, depressed. Why was it only him in the Tennis club who wasn�t getting any?
Ryoma, not caring for such things, grabbed the book and flicked through again.
�Inui-sempai, your best chat-up line is �If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me?��
Everyone stared at Inui; Kaidoh being the exception in the form of averting his eyes.
�Kaidoh!� Momo had been returned to his pace, �That line actually works on you!� Momo began to laugh and Kaidoh hissed and blushed, whilst screaming in an angry rage at Momo.
�Kawamura-sempai, your �burning� mode is just your kinky sock-puppet!� Echizen was ruthless.
�Oh no!� shouted Taka, in an over-dramatized way. Fuji laughed, and told Taka that it was no secret nor was it anything to be ashamed of. He then turned to the two troublemakers.
�So,� Fuji smiled at them eerily, �I�d like to hear my deepest darkest secret� please.� He laughed softly at them. This did not intimidate Ryoma, however as he flicked through the book, he saw hardly any info on Fuji. There was no way he could pick a secret from this.
�Well?� Fuji challenged, impatiently. Ryoma scanned the text in the book, and found neither derogatory nor disparaging words hidden within it. Panicking, he took a single phrase in the paragraph and re-worded it.
�Fuji is in love with his little brother!�
Fuji stared, eyes wide. He was, to say the least, impressed.
�Well done, Inui! Your Data collection has gotten better I see!� Inui smiled at him, but wasn�t sure what to respond with, other than this.
Momo snatched the book away again. Revenge time. Thanks to Eiji, they were in this mess. He grinned evilly.
�Eiji-sempai! Your hobby is looking in pet stores!� Momo laughed but no one else was amused.
�So?� asked Eiji, in a tone much to the opposite of being, as intended, unnerved.
�So�?� Momo hadn�t expected that kind of response.
�Then, you�re a fourteen year old boy who collects shoes and has a giant bear named �Daigorou�!�
Eiji grinned.
�And? I�m not ashamed of my hobbies.� It was as if Momo�s words had no affect on the golden pair.
Ryoma grabbed the book, and flicked through Eiji�s file� and read it, re-read it, re-read it again, until Ryoma closed the book, closed his eyes and screamed,
�YOUR BOYFRIEND�S HEAD IS A BLACK HEMISPHERE!!!!!!�
Eiji�s face froze. He went pale, then a strange shade of blue, then he stumbled backwards and cowered into a corner of the court, rocking backwards and forwards and mumbling to himself, incoherently.
Grinning around at the aftermath of the day�s occurrences, Ryoma dropped the book and ran, full pelt, 100 times around the court; his sempais on his tail.
�Mada mada dane!�