"Good evening, Mr. Murphy"

Welcome, Visitor. How truly wonderful, a guest! (hate you too..) What could possibly have brought You here? You must have been insane to enter such a place as this. Ah well, then You'll probably feel at home here with me. Please, proceed.

Feeling good, are we? Let's fix that.
Nobody likes a cheerful face. Honestly, that grin makes you look rather stupid. (Horrible teeth, by the way)
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