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M Y f r i e n d s

Why doesn't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone. - Jimmy Durante

Whenever a friend succeeds a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

It is not enough to succeed, others must fail. - Gore Vidal

I have my standards. They may be low, but I have them. - Bette Midler

Of course I can keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't keep them. - Anthony Haden-Guest

Please God, keep me from telephoning him, please God. - Dorothy Parker

I snore. I don't care. I don't have to. I'm ASLEEP!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

Are you a freakin' ray of sunshine everyday?

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

I wish I could be you, just so I could be friends with me.

Please don't ask me what the score is. I'm not even sure what the game is.

To save time let's just assume that I know everything.

Power means not having to respond.

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully.

I heard everything you said except for what you're talking about.

Assumption is the mother of all foul-ups.

When in doubt - don't bother.

Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do.

I always win. Except when I lose, but then I just don't count it.

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time.

Be reasonable. Do it my way!

[I haven't put the names of my friends next to the quote that suits them best - they might have got a tad annoyed!]