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But enough of me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me? - Ed Koch

I regard you with an indifference closely bordering on aversion. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I'd love to go out with you, but my favourite commercial is on TV. - Rita Rudner

Well if I dialled the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. [ouch!!]

It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t.

Just stop for a minute. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I'll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

No, I'm not laughing with you� I'm laughing AT you!

I'm not deaf� I'm ignoring you.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

I wish I could be you, just so I could be friends with me.

Why are you here and what can I do to change that?

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

When it comes to thought some people stop at nothing.

Not the brightest crayon in the box now are we?

Don't worry, I forgot your name too.

I know you think you understood what I said, but what you heard is not what I meant.

I heard everything you said except for what you're talking about.

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

'Tis better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Gee, I'd really like to care� but I don't possess that gene.

You have the right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

Have a nice day, just don't do it near me.

Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

Ahh� I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.

Shut your mouth - you're more interesting that way.