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T O O t r u e

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle. - Rita Mae Brown

No matter what side of the argument you're on, you always find some people on your side that you wish were on the other side. - Jascha Heifetz

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

We must believe in luck, for how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

Lack of education is an extraordinary handicap when one is being offensive. - Josephine Tey

Sainthood is when you can listen to someone's tale of woe and not respond with a description of your own. - Andrew Mason

PMS means never wanting to say you're sorry. - Diana Jordan

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger have handled this?" - Phil Brady

My kids have always perceived the bathroom as a place you can wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Anything dropped in the bathroom falls into the toilet. - Paul Sloane

He who laughs last didn't get it.

No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know the battery is dead?

How about never? Is never good for you?

Are you a freakin' ray of sunshine everyday?

Dyslexics of the world - untie!

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

I can handle pain until it hurts.

I've been quieter than usual because I've taken up thinking before I speak.

I think� therefore I am� I think.

If at first you do succeed� try not to look astonished.

If you're not part of the solution, be part of the problem.

You're just jealous 'cos the voices talk to me.

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Why are you following me? I'm lost too.

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.

So you're a feminist? Isn't that cute�

Power means not having to respond.

Do I look like a freakin' people person?

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is a little like having a peeing section in a pool.

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.

Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

People who snore always fall asleep first.

Assumption is the mother of all foul-ups.

I'm an optimist, but I don't think that helps much.

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

A friend is someone who knows how strange you are and still hangs out with you.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

'Tis better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

If everything seems to be going your way you have obviously overlooked something.

I don't make mistakes. One time I thought I did, but I was wrong.

I always win. Except when I lose, but then I just don't count it.

I don't smile because I know what's going on.

If you can't be kind at least have the decency to be vague.

This isn't my idea of a good time.