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D A M N - w i s h i ' d t h o u g h t o f t h a t . . .

I don't mind your smoking, if you don't mind my being sick all over you. - Thomas Beecham

Sainthood is when you can listen to someone's tale of woe and not respond with a description of your own. - Andrew Mason

Well if I dialled the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

If you don't disagree with me, how will I know I'm right? - Samuel Goldwyn

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

Not the brightest crayon in the box now are we?

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

I know you think you understood what I said, but what you heard is not what I meant.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

People who snore always fall asleep first.

What if the Hokey-Cokey really IS what it's all about?

I always win. Except when I lose, but then I just don't count it.

Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.