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B R I T N E Y s p e a r s

Okay, so I thought it was time to praise Britney. I'm in a good mood, she's done nothing to get on my nerves in the last day or so, and I'm just feeling generous *L*.

But seriously, I have to explain. My loathing of her is made up of the that cruel emotion jealousy, which is something you really can't control. So I forgive myself!

In the beginning [you know 'Oh baybee, baybee'] I really liked Britney. It was new to have someone like her around and I can remember first seeing her on TV [it was a quick look at her video and a short interview on the steps outside that school place]. Anyway she just seemed cool, and her dancing was inspiring.

But, and let's get one thing straight - I don't know if Britney had a boob job. If she did then that's pretty sad, if not then I feel sorry for her having all these rumours flying about - either way it doesn't matter. That is not why I dislike her. [Remember I don't always dislike her!]. So anyway, back to the but� she does reveal too much. And don't mail me and say, yeah well so does Christina, 'cos I know that!!

Britney is just one big contradiction.

She says about staying a virgin until she's married but continues to wear sexy, revealing clothes. I don't have a problem if she wants to flaunt herself [hey, whatever sells right?], but it is stupid for her to then say she doesn't understand why people see her as a sexy person/look to her as a sex object. You can't have it both ways!

So that is the main reason why I go on 'hate Britney sprees' - I don't really respect her.

But then you have to take into consideration that I am jealous of her. She's pretty, she has a gorgeous figure, she can dance [and she has Justin]. So that all goes part way to explaining why I slag her off sometimes. Basically, I wouldn't mind being her.

So there, I said some nice things about her. And she does have catchy songs and all [even if she didn't write them herself]. I love her style [most of the time] and seriously wish I could get away with wearing some of the stuff she does - I just don't have the places to go to wear them.

That's it. My ode to Britney, well not quite, but that's as good as it's going to get.