Top Reporter Mysteriously Appears
by Blur
Seattle, WA
After a fortnight of being out of contact of the august publication, the Number One Paper, I am
happy to announce that I am officially found. The typical uncooperative attitude of the
authorities (aka "The Man") has been noted and will be taken into consideration in future
enterprises. Currently, I have a solid lead to my whereabouts - I'm here, on US soil.
I contacted fellow reporters and long-time friends Raiden and Dozr. "Man, when Blur heard about me
commenting that we were totally screwed without him, he told us we should have got a power drill
while he was away, heh", said Mr. Raiden. Editor and co-founder Dozr had only this to say: "I hope
to God he got some money for Christmas. I used up all my money calling his mom."
So far, noone has taken credit for Blur's sudden appearance and no demands have been made for his
departure.
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