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Blur Makes More Puns
Earlier today, citizens of the Inevitable Retribution GamesNET channel were horrified when a
man known only as "Blur" fired off several puns, injuring two people. "It like scared the hell
out of me. heh." said a Mr. Raiden, who was only a few feet away from Blur at the time. Local
sheriff Bad Tude said "We will catch this guy. It will take alot of manpower and donuts, but
we're confident there will be an arrest soon."
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Quotes of the Day
Monday, April 24, 1704: "mmm.. That's good heroin!" - Blues great Blind Lemon
Lipschitz
Sunday, September 2, 1666: "Who the hell are you lady? And where is my
wife?" - Former President Ronald Reagan, to Nancy Reagan
Sunday, October 3, 1993: "HEY YOU KIDS! YOU CUT THAT CRAP OUT! I KNOW WHO YOUR PARENTS
ARE! YOU WOULDN'T DO THIS IF NIXXON WAS IN THE WHITE HOUSE! C'MON! I'M THE WALRUS, DAMMIT!" -
Rodney Anonymous
Thursday, November 9, 1989: "Your new designation is.. OBLIVION!" - The Baroness, GI
Joe
Tuesday, December 9, 1980: "HEY! WHERE'D YOU GET THAT ROBOT?" - Singer Linn Minmei,
Macross
Friday, April 14, 1865: "Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If
you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say
you will win." - Former Vice President Dan Quayle
Monday, December 10, 2001: "ONION BURSTS.. ARE MADE OF PEOPLE!" - Captain Hazel "Hank"
Murphy, Sealab
Thursday, May 6, 1937: "OH YEAH! GIVE IT TO ME!" - Your Mom
Tuesday, June 20, 1967 "Dig it, baby." - John Shaft
Wednesday, Apirl 19, 1961 "Don't quote me on this, okay? I don't want to be quoted on
this, so don't quote me." - Secretary of State Donald Rumsfeld
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