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| January 08, 2005 Well. Ahem. Yes, I've been slacking, but really what else is there to do here? I've posted all our photos, I've written all our bios; our enemies are up, as are our allies; even the Ninja Monkey Constitution is posted, in its entirety. So it might be a while before anything happens that really kicks our website-creativity into gear. That said, today I had an experience that just HAD to be cited on the page of exellence. It was too good, too surprisingly enjoyable, not to post. Sadly, that's the only thing I have to talk about. I mean, I guess I could write something about how my day is going (rainy) or what my plans are for the evening (perhaps some more Dungeons & Dragons?) but it's not very ninja-related. In any case, there's at least one new thing, truly worth reading or not, so that's something. December 08, 2004: Link of the Week Oh my. I consider myself so entirely lucky to have stumbled on this link that I can't even contain my desire to share it with everyone I know. Here is a quote from the lovely Dr. Lin: "When the male and female soliders are in one warship, the ship will naturally become a love boat. If they are deployed in the field, the wild battle field becomes a hot bed. It is not supprised to me that in the first seven months of the US Army's deployment in Bosnia, a lot of female solider got prognant." Trust me, it's nearly too good to believe. His middle name is "Kunti," for God's sake! Visit Dr. Lim's page here. Also, in equally exciting news, I, Ninja Monkey Red, have now become an official contributor to Archure's website. I know, I know,--this page is verging on an Archure fan site (which, seriously, is not a half-bad idea) but I still have to call everyone's attention to what I consider to be my biggest accomplishment of the past two months. I signed Archure's guestbook as "Archure Fan" a while back and was just complaining to Cheeky that he hadn't posted my entry when she called attention to the fact that not only had he posted it, he'd followed my suggestion that he create a page of updates. I am so cool I can't stand it! December 03, 2004: So, there's updates. But there's still more to come; we have some projects in the works and soon enough they will be up and running. For now, though, be happy with what you've got--they're blazing in blue on the main page. December 01, 2004: Updates Coming Soon Not to fear for the delay in updatery--it's just that we are working on a few projects here that are taking some time to complete. There has been much hub-ub in the Ninja Monkey Fort because we have a new Ninja Monkey nominee and have been putting her through the tests of the Ninja and taking votes to determine whether or not she should be allowed to join. After much deliberation, we've concluded that yes indeed, there will be a new Ninja Monkey joining our already so illustrious ranks. More sadly, we regretfully report that a former candidate for Monkism has been lost to the dpeople. We are always dismayed when one of our potential own switches sides like this, however in this case the hurt is especially so...More on that later. Finally, there will be a new Ninja Monkey Association opening in the very near future. Look for it in days to come. November News October News |