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| Cheeky Monkey |
| A covert spy, Cheeky Monkey utilizes her fine tuned problem solving skills to combat tardism across the country. Gifted with a wealth of linguistic and literary knowledge, wordplay is her most powerful weapon against stupidity. She has been known to confound idiots so well that their heads and hearts implode simultaneously. She is also a gifted code breaker and safe cracker who is yet to meet a boundary she could not cross or a message she could not read. |
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| Cheeky Monkey's Responses to the Ninja Monkey Survey Part I Name a color: Yellow List three adjectives to describe the color: Bright, warm, clean Name an animal: flying fish List three adjectives to describe the animal: versatile, tasty, fast Name a body of water: Pacific Ocean List three adjectives to describe the body of water: salty, choppy, expansive You are in a white room with no doors or windows. List three adjectives to describe the room: light, hard, suffocating Key to interpretation of Part I (don't read if you haven't responded yourself; knowing destroys the integrity) Part II 01. What is your favorite word? Jacaranda 02. What is your least favorite word? Actually 03. What turns you on? forearms and hands 04. What turns you off? BAD BREATH 05. What is your favorite curse word? (lately) Motherfuck (ie "You Motherfuck!) 06. What sound or noise do you love? my nieces' voices 07. What sound or noise do you hate? Metal eating utensils rubbing against one another 08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Librarian/Archivist 09. What profession would you not like to attemp? Meter Maid-ing 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive? "See, you DO get to see them all again." |
| "Don't get eliminated!" |