These are the questions we ask every Ninja Monkey in order to gain more insight into his or her personality.  They are taken from 2 other surveys, one by Bernard Pivot and the other by that one guy who's name we can't remember but who was probably really s-m-r-t.

Part 1:


Name a color.
List three adjectives to describe the color.

Name an animal.
List three adjectives to describe the animal.
  
Name a body of water.
List three adjectives to describe the body of water.
  
You are in a white room with no doors or windows. 
List three adjectives to describe the room.
  

Part 2:


1. What is your favorite word?

2. What is your least favorite word?

3. What turns you on?

4. What turns you off?

5. What is your favorite curse word?

6. What sound or noise do you love?

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

9. What profession would you not like to attempt?

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive?
Ninja Monkey Survey
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