| Ninja Monkey Blue |
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| She may be small, but she is not to be underestimated. Ninja Monkey Blue (or NMB as she's known around the fort) packs a mighty wallop in those tiny fists and isn't afraid to unleash it on a whim. Born and bred in the Southern US, NMB brings a genteel charm to each beat down; she'll kick you in the nuts, but she'll do it politely and with oodles of class. She counts among her enemies Atrox Maritus and Papio Sphynx. |
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| NMB's Responses to the Ninja Monkey Survey Part I Name a color: Blue List three adjectives to describe the color: fluid, soft, calm Name an animal: elephant List three adjectives to describe the animal: rough, wise, sensitive Name a body of water: mississippi river List three adjectives to describe the body of water: old, muddy, languid You are in a white room with no doors or windows. List three adjectives to describe the room: bright, claustrophobic, sterile key to interpretation of Part I (don't read if you haven't responded yourself; knowing destroys the integrity) Part I 1. What is your favorite word? elusive 2. What is your least favorite word? poop 3. What turns you on? witty flirtation 4. What turns you off? blandness, stupidity, drool 5. What is your favorite curse word? fuckwit 6. What sound or noise do you love? rain 7. What sound or noise do you hate? any sound that causes the nails-on-chalkboard cringe 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? detective 9. What profession would you not like to attempt? school bus driver 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive? I would like God to sing Welcome to the Jungle. |