Pot is a plant,
That grows in the ground.
If God didn't want it,
It wouldn't be around.
So all you fuckers that don't get high,
Shut the fuck up and give it a try.
Hello mother. Hello father.
Here I am at Camp Marijuana.
Crack is good, but weed is better,
I'm so fucked up, a friend wrote this letter.
Life's a Bitch,
And then you die.
So grab a bowland let's get high.
If at first you don't succeed,
Fiend a friend with better weed.
Layin' in bed blazin' a joint,
Try it kids, you'll get the point.
Sex, Drugs, n alcohol,
Weed, Speed, n birthcontrol,
Life's a bitch, so fuck the world,
and let's get high.
This is my blunt,
This is my bowl.
I love smoking joints,
Cuz I know how to roll.
Roses are red,
Bud is green.
I love gettin' high,
Ya know what i mean.
I was here,
But now I'm not.
I went away,
To smoke some pot.
I wrote this down,
To prove a point.
Life's a Bitch,
Without a joint.
Roll it, Poke it,
Light it, Smoke it,
Crumble, Strumble,
Pass it to your flatmate,
Roll some, Bong some,
Use a bit of homegrown.
Marijuana, PCP
Magic mushrooms, LSD
We are Stoners,
We have class,
You'll fuck with us,
We'll kick your ass,
So all your preps that
think your cool,
Just remember Stoners rule.
Stoners live and stoners die,
But in the end we all get high.
So if in life you don't succeed,
Just fuck it all and smoke some weed!
Beer is good,
But weed is best.
Smoke a blunt,
And gimme the rest.