*~Mage's fic~*
The Amazing Car Trip
Mage
Toni: *to her stuffed dog* These stories aren’t making any sense, are they Peachy?
Peachy:……….
Toni: Oh, you’re so cute!! *huggles*
Yami: *taps her shoulder* *points at readers*
Toni: OO;; Uh ah!! Hi!! *hides dog* Chapter 3 of the Amazing Car Ride! Read, ok? *looks at Peachy*
Peachy:……………
Toni: I think I killed him… wa!
XXXX just one flashback, k? XXXXX
" They will never know who I am, HA HA!!" laughed the evil thief.
XXXX ok, that probably isn’t exact, but eh, who cares XXXXX
The thief walked around the house, and down a flight of stairs, through several doors, and under a floors and—
Yami: Stop!! Just stop, and collect your thoughts before you hurt yourself…
Toni: *glares at Yami* Grrrr!!
The thief slid a section of wall open and walked into it. He dumped all of his stealings on a desk.
He laughed. " Ahhahahahahahaha!! They’ll never, ever know!!!!"
Later….
" HOW THE---!!?" Joey was ripping apart his room, looking for his cards.
" NOOO!!!" Yami and Kaiba were doing the same things in their rooms.
The girls, Duke, Moky, Yugi, Bakura, and Tristan were all scared awake and they ran to their rooms, which happened to be right next to each other. XD… heh…
Tea rubbed her eyes. " What is going on in here, guys?"
Mokuba yawned. " Yeah… what’s wrong big brother?"
Kaiba, Joey, and Yami all turned to them and yelled, " OUR CARDS ARE GONE!!!!!!!!"
Toni: *sarcastically* Oh no…
Guys: *strangles Toni*
Toni: Uhgah….*cough*
The little old lady appeared outta no where, with a really, really tall guy standing behind her.
They all stopped and looked at her, and then looked at the tall guy.
She tilted her head in confusion. " What’re you youngens doin’?"
Yami jumped in front of everyone. " Our cards we stolen last night!! We can’t find them anywhere!!"
The lady tried to calm him down. " Relax young man! I’m sure there around here somewhere."
Just than, the really tall guy had a weird smile on his face.
Trinity looked up at him. " Who’s he?"
The lady looked up at him. " This is my son, Marco." (random name pick…gaheh!! ^^;;)
He bowed forward. " Nice to meet you all," he said, smiling.
Joey glared at him. Joey always has a tendency to make rivals with nice looking guys, doesn’t he? *shrug*
Joey glared at him. Wait…? I already said that! He just kept glaring, I guess.
Marco looked down at Joey, and just smiled that same damn smile. " I’ll help you if you’d like."
" No! Uh, I mean, we’ll be just fine without your help." Joey was all to ready to answer that guy’s question.
Marco and his mother both stared at him, shrugged, and left. After they left, Tea bopped him on the head.
" Joey!! What’s your problem!!? They’re nice people and you had to be jealous of Marco!!" she said, crossing her arms.
He humphed and pouted. " I’m not jealous of him!! I just don’t like his smug smile, is all… somethin’ about him ain’t right…"
Trinity nodded. " No kidding… He does seem awfully confident about something… I wonder…"
And she wondered on and on till Toni got tired and fell asleep, and forgot all about his fic…
Toni: ZzZzZzZzZz… *is smacked*
Yami: Damn it!! This isn’t funny!!!
Toni: It is to me!! Whatever, back to the story, k?
Marco walked down a flight a stairs, and through some doors, and Yami is glaring at me so I better stop and get to the point, and Marco finally ended up in his little hide away den or whatchyama call it…
" Ha!! Those fools!! They’ll never ever know what will be happening to them!! This is what they get for coming to my House of Wonder and Ruin… wait, no that isn’t good… *thinking*… *and thinking some more*… Got it!!……? Wait, lost it…. Oh whatever!! They’re just trapped in my house and are gonna go through a bunch of crap!!"
Toni: -___-;; Ho boy am I dumb… *smacks forehead*
Yami: No kidding… *shakes head*
Ok, after a long argument over Marco and being rude and whatnot… Tea, Bakura, Moky, and little Yugi decided to take a walk around the house. It seemed a lot bigger than before…
" Where on earth did this huge Labyrinth Maze come from?" asked Yugi, scratching his head in confusion.
Tea blinked. " I have no idea…"
Mokuba jumped up and down. " Let’s walk through it!! Maybe we’ll reach something cool on the other end!!"
Yugi shook his head. " You guys go by ya’ll selves…"
" Whatever!!" shrugged Tea.
Bakura, Mokuba, and Tea started walking through the maze… It was so hot!! There was no shade and for some reason, the sun was high above their heads, and burning down harshly on them…
" It’s so hot!!" complained the little munchkin.
" How much longer can we stand this!!?" asked Bakura, wipping his forehead.
Tea whinned along with the guys. " I can’t take this!! It’s too hot for me!!"
No shade was provided by the high walls cause the sun was always right smack dab in the middle of the sky…
Later, after walking down the maze….
"La la la la la!" It was a happy-happy-joy-joy time, and Bakura, Mokuba, and Tea were skipping up a lovely sunlit garden path. Mokuba was leading, with Bakura next, and Tea bringing up the rear.
"La la la la la!" they sang again in an eerily cheerful voice.
"Let's go LEFT!" they all said at the same time when reaching a corner in which the only way you could go was left.
"Jinx!" they all said simultaneously. Then they giggled obnoxiously.
"Double jinx!" they said, again in unison. They giggled more.
After a few moments of pure, golden silence...
"Once twice double triple jinx with sugar babies on top!!!' Giggles. And the jinxing continued.
To one spectating in this *ahem* pastime, the three teenagers were either mad or frivolously wasted.
Tea, for some strange reason on known to me or anyone else, she decided to start dancing… *shrugs* " Check these moves out!!" she cried to Bakura and Mokuba, who were both very afraid to watch. She described every move…
" This," she bent her legs, "is a plié." Some of the chains came loose. "This," she mimed leaping, "is a jété!" More of the chains came loose. "And this!" she spun; the rest of the chains came off, "is a pirouette!!! Did you like it?"
(Ok, little brake here. I know absolutely nothing about dance moves, so if they are wrong… razzle frazzle glorf not!! I don’t care cause I’m dumb!! XP)
Bakura nervously smiled and laughed… " Uh heheh…"
She glared at him. "Did you even APPRECIATE my moves?!"
Balura gritted his teeth and braced himself for some kind of overenthusiastic display of affection. "Yes."
"OH BAKURA!!!" Bakura fell on his face as Tea head-glomped him from behind. They landed in a compromising position that, if Kaiba had not restricted Mokuba's Internet use, would get him, let's say, pondering.
All of a sudden and out of no where, a door appeared in front of them. Bakura jumped for joy/
"THE EXIT!!!" Bakura began running feverishly towards the end of the path, but… WHAT'S THIS?! THE DOOR IS MOVING AWAY FROM HIM!!! "What?! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" Realizing this was all hopeless, he purposely tripped and fell to the ground.
"........" Tea walked the three feet to the door and opened it. "You really should stop drinking that tamarind candy shit."
And to make it worse...
"Stop there, you three!"
"Who were singing terribly!"
Para and Dox somersaulted out of the air (looking absolutely stupid, I might add) and landed in front of the trio with a idiotic "HEEEEI-YAH!!!"
Bakura and Tea and Mokuba yawned and looked bored.
"To get past, you must defeat us in a duel!"
"So which two of you would you use as fuel?!"
"...Huh?!" The two older kids began to turn back to normal (Mokuba was never normal.)
"You, brother, cannot rhyme for shit!"
"Well, give me better words then, you misfit!"
"SHUT UP!!!" Bakura began his transformation from Mr. Rogers to perma-PMS incarnate.
"What, are YOU to fight us, squirt?"
"Hah! Take a laugh at the little twerp!"
"Please do not make me, for my sides will burst!"
"Not if MY sides do so first!"
"Grr..." A big red ugly stupid-looking vein began floating above Bakura's head. "STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!"
"Catfight," Tea whispered to Mokuba happily, which Mokuba didn't get, but pretended to.
Lividly, Bakura pounced on the twins and, with the help of his French-manicured nails and his Listerine-pretty pearly whites, he bludgeoned and gashed them to near-death.
"Ooooooooooh!!!" Téa and Mokuba cringed as Para's head was bashed into the hard-packed dirt, sending flurries of dust into flight.
"Aaaaaaaaaah!!!" Téa and Mokuba cringed again as all of Dox's elbows and knees somehow barreled into his groin. (*covers eyes* Whoo wee!!)
"Uuuuuuuugh...!!!" Para and Dox groaned painfully.
After a few minutes...
"Let's go now!" Backura chirped happily, stepping over the battered, bloody mess on the floor. He tucked a loose strand of ivory behind his ear effeminately and continued down the corridor.
"..........." Mokuba and Téa glanced at each other, shrugged, and hurried after him.
To Be Continued…
Toni: Ok, I totally had to end it there cause images of Para and Dox getting the tar kicked out of them was quite disturbing… *shivers* Ok!! What other amazing things will happen to the Digi Destined!!.….? Wait, wrong show!! Uh, to Yugioh people!! Wait and read in the next chapter!!
Yami and Kaiba: *holding wooden swords* *beats her with them* MORON!!!!
Toni: …owwy…. Peachy will protect me!! *holds up stuffed dog* *dog is disenbowled* No Peachy!!…? Oh well… see ya in next chapter…
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