*~Mage's fic~*

The Amazing Car Trip

Mage



Toni: *<,<* Hullo!! This is my document, and this is where it starts!!!

Mokuba: What’s gonna happen? *smiles impishly*

Toni *hand on chin*: Let’s see… *snaps fingers* I got it!! Read it!! READ IT!!!

Toni: How do you like it, Moky?

Mokuba: It’s cool!!

*Weird stares from everyone*

Toni: *flexes fingers* Let’s begin, shall we?




Everyone was riding in a neon green SUV. (Don’t ask me why it’s neon green. I just randomly chose the color! So sue me! >
Tristan moaned. " Are we there yet!!?"

Kaiba reached over Joey’s shoulder and socked him in the head. " Shut up!"

Joey was playing with a toy giraff and toy bear. He held up the giraff. He made it say, " No, we can’t, it’s forbidden." And he tells the toy bear, " No don’t listen, hump her hump her!"

Everyone stared at him. He just laughed and kept on ‘playing’ with his toys.

A vein pulsed on Yami’s forehead. " Give me the damn toys!!" He grabbed the toys from Joey.

" Hey, give ‘em back!!"

" Watch the road, Yami!!" yelled Yugi and Trinity.

He looked forward and barely missed a truck heading their way. " Whoops…"

Trinity bonked him on the head. " You’re such a dumb ass!!" She turned to Joey. " And you’re just sick!!"

Joey just smiled. " Thank you."

Kaiba looked out the window. " Maybe he’s imagining doing ‘that’—’’

" SHUT UP!!!" shouted everyone.

Mokuba was twitling his fingers, completely ignoring everything that was going on around him.

Tea looked at him. She waved her hand in front of his face. He turned to her and grinned ear to ear. (okay, everyone go, awwwwwwwwww!!!)

" Hi Tea!" he shouted, cutting his face in half with his grin.

She sweatdropped. " H-hi…" (He’s been sitting next to me for the past three hours.)

Yugi whined. " Are we there yet!?" he asked in an annoying high pitched voice.

Yami looked at his annoying litte counter part. " Shut up… We’ll be there when we’re there."

Yugi just kept on whining.

Trinity couldn’t take it anymore. " IF YOU DON’T SHUT UP, YOU DAMN MIDGET, I WILL THROW YOU OUT THE WINDOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yugi stared at her with wide eyes. " I’ll be quiet."

Everyone else just stared at her.

She looked behind at them. " What!!!?"

" Nothing!!" they shouted in unison.

Duke whined from his seat on the floor. " Can we stop at a rest stop!? I gotta go!"

Tristan looked down at him. " You can hold it."

He shook his head. " Nope! I can’t." He held up two fingers.

" Uh!! Gross!!" shouted Tristan, " Yami, we gotta stop cause Duke gotta go!"

Duke kicked him. " Shut up!!!"

Yami looked back. " We pasted the rest stop a long time ago."

" TRUCK!!!!!!!!" they all shouted.

Yami turned and saw the huge eighteen wheeler coming right at them. " HOLY---!!!" He swerved and narrowly missed it. Everyone sighed in relief.

Kaiba smacked him in the back of the head. " Dumb ass!! Pay attention to the road."

Yami turned yet again. " You wanna drive!?"

" VAN!!!!!" they shouted yet again.

This time, he didn’t swerve fast enough. He hit the front of the van and caused the SUV to swerve. They spun at least ten times!!! (@_@ DIZZY!!!!)

When they finally stopped, Duke wailed. " I think I shitted myself!!"

Yami’s head was spinning. " Holy moly…… My head hurts."

Everyone got out of the SUV.

Kaiba turned on Yami. " Look at what you did to my car!!!"

Yami turned on him. " Your car!!? What the---!!?"

Trinity cut him off. " I think it would be best if we just walked," she looked at a map, that appeared in her hand from out of no where, " besides, we aren’t that far away."

Yami and Kaiba just kept glaring at each other. (I know what the Yami/Kaiba fans are probably thinking right now… :)…he he he…)

Yami: *holds up one finger* One, I am NOT gay. Yaoi should not be mentioned right now…*holds up two fingers* Two, that isn't part of the story!! Remember!!?

Toni: *shrug* Oh well…I thought it would be cool if I mentioned that. Maybe people would like to read this.

Mokuba: Can you please stop and contiune now? *grin*

Toni: Alright. Back to the story. *grin back*

Mokuba looked to side. He saw…

A BUNCH OF THE CUTTEST LITTLE, FLUFFY DUCKIES EVER!!!!!… uh oh… O_O…

" DUCKIES!!!!!!!!" shouted Mokuba, the duckie crazed munchkin.

He ran at the little duckies and started gathering them in his arms.

" Squeek…peep…reow—O_O oops… I mean, quwak!!!"

Trinity cuddled one of the little duckies. She shouldn’t have done that. All of the little duckies turned evil!! With big fangs and red eyes!!!

Yami: How, on God’s green earth, can THAT, be possible!!!?

Toni: uhahuh…? *shrugs* Back to the story with the crazy duckies!!

The duckies ran at them, nashing their teeth.

Kaiba jumped in the driver seat. " Get in the fucking car!!!!!!!!" he yelled.

Everyone crammed themselves inside the SUV behind him.

Mokuba sighed in relief when they left those evil duckies. " And they were so cute, too."

"QUWAK!!!!"

Everyone froze. They slowly turned around and saw…

A cute little duckie sitting on Moky’s head.

" GAHHHHHH!!!" they all yelled.

Mokuba looked at them funny. " What’s wrong?"

They all pointed at his head. He looked up…

" AHHHHHHHH!!! DUCKIE!!!!" he yelled, and waved his hands all over his head, trying to knock it off.

Trinity opened the window, and the duckie flew out. It stuck his tongue at them, and flew off to join it’s mummy dearest.

Later… " One hundred and ninty-nine root beers on the wall, one hundred and ninty-nine root bears!! You take one down, and pass it around, one hundred and ninty-eight root beers on the wall!!" sang everyone, except Yami.

He growled from the front seat, and glared back at everyone. " SHUT THE HELL UP!!! I put with that God damn song for the past eight hundred and something beers---’’

Yugi cut him off. " Root beers, Yami."

A vein pulsed on his forehead. " WHO GIVES A FLYIN’ FUCK!!!? Just shut the hell up!! I can’t take all this anymore!!" He nudged Kaiba. " Are we there yet!!!!?"

Kaiba looked at him, annoyed. " Not even close."

Yami growned.

Kaiba glared at him. " You’ve been complaining all day long!!"

Yami glared at him! " Oh, fuck this!!"

He pushed Kaiba out the door, that suddenly opened, and took over driving.

Kaiba jumped up and down, yelling his head off. " I WILL KILL YOU YAMI!!! MARK MY WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yami shouted back!! " Like I give a damn!! Toni!! Please, can we be there now!?"

Toni: I guess…

Okay, so they arrived at there destination, yada yada yada. They got off the SUV and stretched. Then they went and entered a hotel.

Okay… now what, you may ask? Well… I….? Don’t know… *scratches head in confusion*

Mokuba: Make something up, pleeze!!

Toni: Okay, okay! I got it!! Here we go!!

They walked up to the counter and pressed the little bell that goes, *ding*!! Nobody was there in the hotel cause it was dark and dusty and musty and smelly and--

Yami: We get the damn point!!

Toni: Okay, fine!!

But, an old man came out and stood behind the counter looking at the dumb-founded group of teens staring at him.

" How may I help you youngens…?" he asked.

Mokuba jumped up and down. " We need two rooms!! Yeah! Two!!"

They then heard the sound of a tape rewinding. The old man repeated his question. " How may I help you youngens…?"

Yugi poked the guy in the head. And his head fell plain off!!

Yugi stared at him. " He’s a robot!!"

Trinity hid behind Yami. " Who would do something like that!?"

Yami’s eyes narrowed. " I have an idea who…"

Somewhere, where nobody know about….

" They fell for my first little trap… heading to that hotel… Now for round two! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" he laughed like the maniac that he was. He pressed a stupid button on a stupid panel and stupidly laughed at his stupid plan.

" There was only one room, so I guess we’re all gonna have to share it…" said Joey, holding the keys in front of his face.

Tea took the keys from him. " Shut up… let’s just go in. It suddenly became night, when it was morning, so now I’m sleepy."

Everyone looked at each other. " Oh…"

They went into the room…

And saw the best looking beds, with conopies, and big fluffy pillows. AND a huge table of the most delicious looking grub!!

Joey and Tristan both stared at the table. " Look at all that food!!!" they shouted in unison. They launched at it and dug right in.

Trinity and Yami looked at each other. " Bed?" he asked. " Bed." They went and laid down.

But, just as they did, they bed fell through the floor. " GAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" they shouted in unison.

" What!!?" Tea, Bakura, Tristan, Duke, Joey, Yugi, and Mokuba looked back at the bed, that was now missing.

" Where’d they go!?" asked Bakura.

" Who knows, and who cares!!?" shouted Mokuba, jumping on the other bed.

" We’ll go look for them!" shouted Tristan, dragging Duke and Joey along with him. And they did…

Joey and Duke complained. " We dun wanna!!!!"

Somewhere unknown…

" Oh where am I?" asked Yami, sitting up and rubbing his head. He sat up and looked around the room. He noticed Trinity hanging on the wall…

(Wait…? On the wall…? WTF!!?)

Yami jumped up and ran over to her…

Only too fall through the floor and right into a cage.

The crazy syco man was there, staring at him from the shadow. " How do you like my pay back? Enjoyed the falling, and the robotic counterman…?"
Yami stared at him. " You were behind all of this!? Who are you?"

" You should know. You pushed me outta the god damn car!!" Kaiba stepped out of the shadows.

Yami’s eyes widened. " You bastard!!" He jumped at him and knocked him to the ground. He punched him and he punched back, and they faught and yada yada!!

Back with the others…

Tristan was walking up the stairs, with Joey and Duke, complaining, following him. " God, do any of you every shut up!!?"

Joey and Duke both coursed, " NO!!!"

But, then, they fell through the floor and ended up right back in the same room with the others.

" Wha…? How the…?"

Yami walked into the room, draging Kaiba behind him. Trinity was walking next to him. " I found the damn butt of this whole fuckin’ thing!"

He threw Kaiba on the floor. Mokuba screamed. " Why’d you do that to my big brother!!!?"

Yami stared at the little, god damn, munchkin standing in front of him. " Why? WHY!? This ass is the reason all this stuff has happened…from the beginning of this damn trip to us ending up here!! And now we’re not gonna go where we were gonna cause of him!!!"

Everyone stared at the spiky-haired spirit.

" Okay…" they all said.

Mokuba stared whining. " We’re still gonna go!! Right Seto?"

Kaiba nodded, and glared at Yami. " You damn spiky-haired moron!! I’m going to take Mokuba to that theme park wether you like it or not…"

…? A theme park…?

Kaiba: A theme park!? What the—

Yami: Now we’re going to a theme park? What is wrong with you!!?

Toni: I have no idea… Let’s just go now so I can end this…

Everyone stopped arguing and got in the busted car, even though it probably would run anymore, and headed to the theme park, where they played and Yami got sick and threw up all over Joey, who threw up on Trinity who kicked his ass, and Tristan and Tea laughed at them, and Seto was with his little brother going around and getting on rides, and he bought him a huge teddy bear, and then they all got on a rollar coaster and all got sick and threw up on each other, except the little munchkin Mokuba who saw them all and laughed his little head off!!!

Toni: gaw…long…sentence….*gasp* *passes out*

Yami:*¬_¬* Ha ha, very funny, you pathetic human being… Get the hell up. *pushes her up*

Okay, so they all had fun, and yada yada yada, they went home and cleaned off all the throw up, and they went home, and Mokuba laughed remembering all that happened to him on the road trip…




Toni: *cough* all this talking and yelling has made my throat real sore. Did you like, *cough*, the story?

Mokuba: Yeah!! *hugs teddy bear* Thanks for the bear Seto!!

Kaiba: Uh, you’re wel…come?

Toni: Sorry if the story didn’t sound that good, but it’ll get better!!

Yami: It better!!!

Toni: Okay!! End of part 1!!!





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