| Neat Stuff or so you can pretend... good job (and thanks)! |
| Something heard on a public transportation vehicle: "When you exit this vehicle, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step. If you fail to do so, please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you." |
| things to ponder... - living on earth is expensice, but it does include a free trip around the sun. -Birthdays are good for you: the more you have the longer you live. -How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom dorr you are on. -I have noticed that people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them. -if ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? -most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us. -if wal-mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet? -you may be only one person in all the world, but you may also be all the world to one person. -some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. -Don't cry because it is over; smile because it happened. -We coudl learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors... but they all have to learn to live in the same box. -Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler. -A truly happy person is one who can enjoy scenery on a detour. -happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open. |
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| Love conquers all, unless of course if your playing tennis. |
| "Even if your on the right track,you'll get run over if you just sit there" - Will Rogers |
| Two rules for life: 1. Don't tell people everything you know 2. |
| (I like it!) |
| Here is a collection of Jokes, Pictures, Sayings, etc. Anything I would probably end up sending via an email entitled "more of Nick's collection of corney jokes." |
