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| Is your cat trying to kill you??? |
| -Seems mighty chummy with the dog lately. -Unexplained calls to F Lee Baily's 900 number on your bill. -He actually "does" have your tongue. -You find a stash of "Feline of Fortune" magazines behind the couch. -Cyanide paw prints all over the house. -You awake to find a bird's head in your bed. -Dopping in the litter box spell out "REDRUM." -You catch him with a new mohawk, looking in the mirror saying, "Mew look at me? Mew looking at me punk?" -Takes attentive notes every time "Itchy and Scratchy" are on. -Has taken a sudden interest in the wood chipper. -Instead of dead birds, leaves cartons of Malboros on your doorstep. -Ball of yarn playfully tired into a hangman's noose. -You find a piece of paper labeled "MY WIL" which says "LEEVAWL 2 KAT." -Now sharpens claws on your car's brake lines. |
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