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Today I am celebrating the launch of Nintendo's Wii that came out Saturday!! Now, I'm not to sure of the name or the system, and I won't be running out, and/or paying schfifty five dollars for one off of ebay anytime soon, and the Wii probably won't be as successfully as the Playstation 3 or the new X-Box (whenever that comes out). Then why am I celebrating the launch of the Wii? Because I love Nintendo mythology! You know, Mario, Lamario, Donkey Kong, I just love how all the games interact with each other; like they are all in the same universe. Also, everyone that was cool back in my day had a NES, and then, a few years later everyone who was cool had a SNES. And then a few more years later everyone who was cool had a 64. And then a couple years after that if you were cool you had a Playstation 2, and/or a X-Box...and no one cared about the GameCube ::sad face:: Now a few years back when Saga was cool (mind you never as cool as the NES or SNES) one of my class mates would talk about how Sonic could kick Mario's buttock. I wish I could see him today and be like "Saga, what?! Oh and that blue running guy...yeah, who owns him now? That's right, he switched sides and is now owned by Nintendo.� Face it people, Nintendo was and still is the greatest video game company and will never die. Playstation might out sell it now, but when Playstation is all but gone and forgotten, Nintendo will still be around. Mark my words, Nintendo will still be around. Ok, so today is going to have a Nintendo theme to it. Nov. 28th 2006 blink 182's New Album!!! By Nick Diak Ok, so blink 182 doesn't really have a new album. But (+44)�s first album just came out 2 weeks ago, and Angels And Airwaves first album came out earlier this year, and I've discovered that these two albums actually go together amazingly well. Like if you listen to them separately, they don't seem like they would. But I mixed the songs together, and there's a very natural flow to it. I�ve listed the order I put the songs in below, you can decide whether or not to include Valkyrie Missile or not. The reason being, Valkyrie Missile is kind of like the theme song to Angels and Airwaves. But in away it would work to include it, because this could be like blink 182's "Sergeant Pepper" Album (which goes a long with my blink 182 is the Beatles of punk and/or the new Beatles theory) But anyway, the only problem with including it is the fact that there's some sort of bump at the very end of Valkyrie which results in Valkyrie and Lycanthrope�s quick start to not flowing so well together. Also, the 2nd problem comes with the long blank space at the end of Chapter 13 which delays Start the Machines start. You could fix this by swapping the two songs, but Start the Machine flows much better after Chapter 13 and works well as the last song. Also keeping in mind the fact that Tom normally has the last song on the album along with the first. But anyway, with all that in mind, here's the order. 01 Valkyrie Missile 02 Lycanthrope 03 Distraction 04 Baby Come On 05 When Your Heart Stops Beating 06 Do It For Me Now 07 The Adventure 08 Little Death 09 A Little's Enough 10 155 11 Lillian 12 The War 13 Cliffdiving 14 The Gift 15 Interlude 16 Weatherman 17 It Hurts 18 No, It Isn't 19 Make You Smile 20 Good Day 21 Chapter 13 22 Start the Machine And there you have it, the new blink 182 album entitled: We Don't Need to Whisper When Your Heart Stops Beating. It's funny how you can put the two titles together and they form a sentience. Man, maybe Tom and Mark will see this and realize how amazing they are together and actually make a new REAL blink 182 album. Mark stated before that they were working on songs before Tom split along with parts of the future blink 182 songs to use in AVA. So maybe this is a somewhat skewed look at what that album could have been. Of course, menus No, It Isn�t for obvious reasons, but the riffs and stuff could have became another song. At any rate you have yourself an epic album of 22 songs! But, check it out; let me know of any suggestions. Nov. 16th 2006 Surprise-Party Death Rate at an All-Time High By Sam Zess BALTIMORE, Md.--To quell a recent surge in party mortality, the U.S. Medical Birthday Council has released urgent guidelines for safe surprising. "Hugs given after the surprise should be firm and rhythmic, to support heart action and prevent cardiac arrest," said council chairmain Lance Champion, M.D., Ph.D. "And for total confidence that a loved one will survive till his next surprise party, we urge cardiac catheterization throughout the festivities," Dr. Champion added. During this procedure, doctors penetrate the femoral artery in the honored guest's groin, and open arterial blockages with a tiny balloon. "Some patients request an animal shape, and most accomplished surgeons will be happy to oblige," Dr. Champion said. The council also recommends keeping candles away from the birthday boy's oxygen tubes, and stripping stimulants, like caffeine and chocolate, from the menu. "Or just throw your next party right at the hospital," Dr. Champion said. "Show your loved one how intensively you care." Link to External Source Article Nov. 13th 2006 Aliens Abduct Fugitive, Prompting America's First Interstellar Extradition Treaty By R. Mark Sanborn SAFFORD, Ariz.--A fugitive's abduction by alien beings has prompted a hasty interstellar extradition treaty, now under review by the U.S. Senate. The abduction disrupted a high-speed police chase along Interstate 70. Police cornered the fugitive, thirty-seven year old Jonathan Lee Walden, but his stolen SUV suddenly vanished from the highway. "I saw some kind of metal craft hovering over the truck, then there was this intense white beam, and the truck disappeared," said one eyewitness. Police dismissed the beam as a searchlight from the helicopter pursuing Walden. No police reports were filed after the chase, except for three documents almost entirely censored with black marker, and one report of a speeding fine issued, but not collected, for a vehicle exceeding 670,616,629 miles per hour in a 25 mile-per-hour zone. Two of the censored documents mention a new law enforcement authority called 'Interplanetpol.' Government officials denied that any non-terrestrial extradition treaty was in the works. But--in the words of one Capitol source--"it's right there on the books, ***Treaty Doc. 209-19, 109th Congress, 2nd Session.***" The source also reported that members of the president's staff have extensively briefed Ambassador Richard L. Zlevin on US-extraterrestrial relations, and have reserved broadcast time on the Federal Radio Observatory's Red Bank transmitter for treaty negotiations. Prior to the abduction, fugitive Walden was serving time for kidnapping--"so the aliens are unlikely to have much sympathy with U.S. law enforcement officials during the negotiations," said the source. Link to External Source Article Nov. 10th 2006 Portable Toilet in China Found To Have Extraterrestrial Origins By M. Sin Zen QAIDAM BASIN, Qinghai Province--Chinese researchers have confirmed the extraterrestrial origins of the 'Baigong Pipes'--a series of iron tubes linking a chamber on Mount Baigong to nearby Lake Tosun. The scientists' report describes the ancient iron plumbing as part of a commode built by visiting aliens. "The facilities accommodated number one, two, or three," said archaeologist Wing Ziyi. Chemical analyses of the ancient washroom clinched the extraterrestrial hypothesis. Iron basins inside the chamber were found to contain traces of an antibacterial hand gel, effective against strains of heat-resistant and vaccuum-proof microorganisms previously found only in meteorites. Dr. Ziyi has estimated the age of the Baigong commode to be between 308 and 460 million years. According to the scientists, the existence of advanced valveless siphon flush technologies so long before the evolution of human life on Earth is the strongest evidence of the commode's extraplanetary origin. "It's one of a very few 'Out-of-Place Artifacts,' or 'OOPArts' which suggest an alien presence on ancient Earth," said Dr. Ziyi. "In fact, this commode represents a completely new class of these OOPArts, the 'Profoundly Out-of-Place Artifacts.'" The Baigong toilet appears never to have been used, according to the researchers, and therefore offers few clues about the location of its designers' homeworld. Dr. Ziyi, however, has noted the apparent alignment of the commode with the constellation Reticulum. "This may have less to do with the stars than the direction of the winds on Mount Baigong," Dr. Ziyi admitted. Ziyi's new book on these theories, Port-O-Lets of the Gods, will be published next year in English and Chinese. Link to External Source Article
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