Name: Vicky Yu Nickname: Rosie Perez Looking For: Deep-pocketed and attentive sugar daddy. Only those with huge bank accounts and tiny...... ego's need apply. Must be blood type A. Must not be a starsign ending in O or S. Describe Yourself: High Maintenance. Must be willing to put up with violent mood swings, infidelity, and general lunacy. I have 11 small dogs which i like to fondle and open mouth kiss, i am unwilling/ unable to show any kind of affection to anybody but these dogs. Interesting Fact about Vicky: Vicky actually finds the television show "The King of Queens" amusing. As Jesus said in the bible "every fucker has a right to their own opinion" and there's no way Death Game is gonna argue with Jesus. |
Name: Nick Caruana Nickname: Daddy Looking For: Blonde, big hair, non-existent gag reflex, no fatties. Applications must be accompanied with a photo, I'll show you mine if you show me yours ;). Describe Yourself: I'm a real home body, i like to go out drinking, and partying most weekends and every other week night. I believe family is the most important part of any mans life, i have at least 7 kids and quite often i'll run into them down at the local pool or supermarket. Interesting Fact about Nick: Nick recently advertised on ebay for the highest corporate bidder to have their name or logo permantenly tattoed onto his penis. The highest bidder turned out to be "Price Waterhouse And Coopers" who paid $400 000 for the space, and seeing there was some room left they decided to also list the names of their 40 Australian board members. |
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Name: Paul Vanross Nickname: Wanker Looking For: Someone to have fun with, share new experiences, and make some sort of connection with. Appearances are superficial i won't somebody with a beautiful soul. Describe Yourself: I enjoy biking, hiking, kayaking, trying new restaurants, seeing undiscovered bands, animals, and travelling. Last Summer i went to the Czech Republic, and Austria, i"ll probably do Italy next summer. Interesting Fact about Paul: Paul has no sense of humour, and he can be repeatedly insulted and belittled without losing that colgate grin. |
Name: Eden Fletcher Nickname: Maggie Looking For: Must enjoys sports, wrestling, role playing. Hairy girls more than welcome, deep voice and big hands would be a nice extra. Describe Yourself: Sure I attended an all boys Catholic School but i don't have all those weird hang ups that so many associate with single sex schools. I may occasionally cross dress and insist on being called Maggie, and i may be a little to enthusiastic with the ass patting after a solid game of rugby but i assure you it's all just good fun. Manly fun. Very Manly fun. Interesting Fact about Eden: Eden used to prefer the Backstreet Boys to N'Sync but lately he's been really getting into N'Sync, particularly Justin Timberlakes new solo stuff. |