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| Name: Paul Seny Nickname: Boy Looking For: Dominating Women who will whip me into shape. You bring the whips; I'll bring the chains. Batteries not included. Must be open minded and realise that you will always come second to Mummy. Describe Yourself: Born-again pentecostal serpent handler, possess the abilty to speak in tongues, god fearing applicants need only apply. Interesting Fact about Paul: Last October Paul was acquitted of Murder after he admitted to shooting his collegue 36 times with a shotgun and two automatic pistols. The jury accepted his defence that he thought Lee Horas was going to draw his gun. |
| Name: Victoria McClelland Nickname: Scat Girl Looking For: Golden showers, jerk circles, scat fantasy, wolving, snowballing, tubbies welcome, either sex. Describe Yourself: Public Opinion tells me that i'm what would happen if you fused Drew Barrymore, Reese Witherspoon and Macaulay Culkin. Interesting Fact about Victoria: Vicky succesfully sued the Hills Song church in Castle Hill for failing to catch her after she was filled by the Love of the Lord, hitting her head and causing, headaches, nausea, memory loss and a feeling of vagueness. |
| Name: Nicole Filpi Nickname: Just whistle and i'll come running. Looking For: A razor sharp wit and complete disregard for my ego. You must be intelligent, handsome, and self involved, let me love you more than you love yourself. Describe Yourself:Self esteem issues and bad sweaters Interesting Fact about Nicole: Nicole was the original choice for the "Subway Diet" Spokesperson before the now famous Jared Fogle got the job. Nicole agreed to only eat Subway 6 calorie subs for three months and lose between 40 and 50 kilos. Nicole stuck by this agreement only eating the selected subs however she failed to realise that adding cheese and deep fried bacon no longer made them 6 calories. |
| Name: Kirsten Strudwick Nickname: Plushy Looking For: Poorly educated, attractive idiot to make me feel better about myself. Must not charge by the hour. Gender Irrelevant. Descirbe Yourself: Single white female with large plush toys collection, willing to share Interesting Fact about Kirsten: Kirsten used to be a feature editor for Hustler magazine, she was seen in the business as an up and comer who would one day rise to be senior editor of any of the Hustler brands periodicals. Unfortunately this dream was short lived as Kirsten's idea of releasing a Hustler swimsuit edition proved to be a flop and sales for the magazine plummetted. |
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