Don't you want to hire a guy that respects his elders? Sure you do. Check out the man that has charming old school values and a command of the "action verb" here in this resume.
You've entered the silly realm of Jason Warner
Stylin'
College Graduate
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Poetry and Errata- Jason Warner style
A Poetry Exercise: A New Constellation
You can also listen to A New Constellation in glorious full color sound. (It's 1.5MB, ASF format, which should work on all Windows PC's)
Poem of this semester: The Elegy of Silver Month
One Serious Poem: Constants
Are you sick and tired of stupid people sending you those e-mails about AOL and Intel merging? I sure am! If you get one of those, send them this response. They'll thank you for it.
Alternatively, you can see what goes inside an ambitious theater guy's head. This column, written by some loony friend of mine known as Jason Czernich, lets you peek in on his life as he strives to make it as a comedic genius in Chicago. Godspeed.
Pictures of Stuff- Jason Warner style
As conceived by a caricature artist
Back when I used to be cute.
Back when I used to be cute, at the beach.
All dressed up with no place to go, looking all purty in blue.
NEW! Are you looking for love in all the wrong places? I've searched far and wide in all the personals service and have found two delightful men...kinda diamonds in the rough. They don't have e-mail, so you can just drop me a line if you like them:
A loveable Ninja
A loveable, um, music lover
Some women say say chocolate is better than sex. What about when sex is ON chocolate?
E-mail Address (Erotic photography is accepted):
[email protected]
[email protected]
I am a bewildered former member of the
University of Massachusetts community, where people value their education. I came from
Lowell High School where I was a dancing machine in the Show Choir group there, "The Spindles." Feel free to send me mail and stuff. Thanks for stopping by!
Some things you should know about me, now that we've bonded:
1) I have ridiculously small thumbs for a man of my size.
2) I make random statements randomly.
3) I like puppies.
4) My favorite color is crayola sky blue. One time I almost stole my
aunt's crayon of that color but was over come by guilt and stuff.
5) I'm Jewish, but very nonpracticing. To answer your questions: Yeah,
Hanukkah is eight days, I get all my presents on the first day, and that beanie (which I don't wear all the time) is spelled yarmulke.
6) I'll never be a hand model.
7) I look good in a wide variety of hats.
8) I skipped my class for the first time when I was in second grade. And just to go to the bathroom. Washing your hands without permission is BAD ASS.
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Do you like bad movies? Or the undead?A wonderful combination.
Watch Jason, the dancing machine.