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Last great book I read:
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'Taijutsu : Ninja Art of Unarmed Combat'
(and for fun: 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Exposed'- oh Michaelangelo, you crazy turtle you!) |
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Most humbling moment:
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| When I was chasing an evil-doer and yelled, 'Stop, or I'll throw my spluiken at you!' and he turned around and corrected me in front of like, 20 people! Stupid Japanese weapons! Why can't they call it star-thingy? I gave him a solid thrashing with my kazana sword for his insolence. |
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Favorite on-screen sex scene:
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| Anything involving Steven Seagal. Okay, not really. |
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Celebrity I resemble most:
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| It's hard to tell with my Camouflage Mask Of Imminent Destruction on, but I look a lot like Hayden Christensen. |
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Best (or worst) lie I've ever told:
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| My legs taste like chicken. |
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If I could be anywhere at the moment:
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| Honing my Ninja skills- with Virtua Fighter 4 at my local arcade. |
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Song or album that puts me in the mood:
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| 'Everybody Was Kung Fu Fightin'...no, just a little joke there. As a Ninja, I'm a spiritual type of guy, so really anything Yanni and I'm good to go. |
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The five items I can't live without:
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My Frognobi suit
Ice cream sandwiches
Pre moistened towelettes
Night vision contacts
Pepper spray
Spoons |
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Fill in the blanks:
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| Chuck Norris is sexy; Michelle Yeoh is sexier. |
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In my bedroom, you'll find:
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| Newspaper clippings of me saving people from danger, newspaper clippings of me failing to save people from danger (we all have our bad days), my Amherst bus pass, my famous 'Finger Paint Sonata' which used to hang in the Museum of Modern Art before they replaced it with a multi-colored urinal exhibit, and of course, my Friendly's uniform. Even a Ninja needs to pay the bills. |
