![[Cartman (the cop) on his four wheeler]](Sweeet/cart4.jpg)
ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS SHOW--EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE--ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL CELEBRITY VOICES ARE IMPERSONATED.....POORLY. THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY ANYONE.
Eric Cartman is the loudmouth of the group.He's really fat, but claims that he is only "big boned." He loves cheesy poofs, snacky cakes and his mother's chocolate chicken pot pie which he refuses to share with Kitty. Whenever he gets pissed off he watches TV and eats Cheesy Poofs. Favourite Sayings: "Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs" "Sweeeeeeeeeeet!" "I'm not fat, I'm big-boned" "Kiiiiiiick.. ass" He has no father except his mother since Mrs. Cartman is a hermaphadite who occasionally appears on the cover of "CrackWhore Magazine."He is very greedy and foul-mouthed but lovable as ever.
Pics: Some of my favorite South Park characters and Cartman pictures
Links: Some of my favorite Cartman sites
Banners: Some Banners of Various South Park Characters
Episodes: Two zip files of South Park Episodes
Cartman Says: Click on the link to Download Cartman Says