The new, bestselling album "May Contain Traces Of Nuts" is on release now from your favourite Newtons. It contains such classic songs as Nappy Landings, I Used To Be A Woman, Fags and Junkies and.....erm...Gustaff?
A bear walks into a bar.....
Alexi Snail Has been taken into hospital after breaking his leg in a skiing accident. Doctors are trying to get him back to rights before the next gig but are having difficulty in locating the damage.
....The Barman says why the big pause?!? HaHaHahHAaHaahaah Sorry
The album will be sold (price to be confirmed) and all profits will go to the Newton's own charity, the 'Legalise Animal Sex Campaign'. Get your copies quick! Special edition copies come with a signed photo of Rory's ass! (sigh) yes it will include the Ass Song............
How many Newton's does it take to change a light bulb? 4.
Ahem. Is this even a joke? At all?
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