Hello darlings!!
Welcome to Newton's Balls' first website!
I am Alexi Snail, you may recognise
me from such hit programs as "Snatch of the Day", "Wish you were Beard?" and "SlimeWatch UK". I am here to welcome all you lucky little monkeys to a website full of fun, frolics and rude jokes. Mmmmmm, just what we've come to expect from the Newton's!!
Parts of the website are still unfinished, those lazy Newton's!! There is lots of nonsense to peruse already, however, so why not have a look round and search out the dancing monkeys (No, really!!!).
So without furthur ado may I introduce it, I already have, here it is.....
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