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What's your name, dude? : Megan
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : [email protected]
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Go on, talk a little!! : I love you guys, you Rule!!!
I love Rory's ass, it's the best thing since sliced bread. I am sooooo coming to the gig on the 8th!!
P.S. Does Alex have a girlfriend as he is well foxy!!
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What's your name, dude? : Emma
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E-Mail Address, if you please. :
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Go on, talk a little!! : Hey Rory!!!
You were right - this is a GREAT site!!!Keep up the good work,
See you soon,
Emma.
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What's your name, dude? : Ebeneezer Eyebrow
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : [email protected]
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Go on, talk a little!! : hello i'm Ebeneezer Eyebrow, lead singer of the excellent band Cast..i would like to ask you if you would like to play the Eastwood festival 2001 with us.
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What's your name, dude? : Dilbert
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E-Mail Address, if you please. :
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Go on, talk a little!! : The Website sucks, but I guess thats just to match the band, eh?!
(Canned laughter)
Any who, why don't you kids quit messing about and make me and Sullivan a nice cup of tea? P.S Tell Ebeneezer Eyebrow that I'd like a word with him and that Alex has b
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What's your name, dude? : tom toms
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : tomtoms@tom's house.newton's serve.cum
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Go on, talk a little!! : Hello?
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What's your name, dude? : Perry
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : [email protected]
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Go on, talk a little!! : Hmmm. RORY ! get this web site finished! It has loads and loads of, er, "potential".
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What's your name, dude? : Emma
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E-Mail Address, if you please. :
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Go on, talk a little!! : Told you I'd be back!!!!Perry is right Rory - FINISH THE WEBSITE!!!!!It's all very well adding bouncing monkey's, but you still need a home page!!!!!Oh, and get back to that Ebeneezer guy - he sounds cool!!!!See you soon, Love Emma!!!!
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What's your name, dude? : Marilyn Monsoon
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : [email protected]
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Go on, talk a little!! : As drummer of chart topping indie band 'Cast' I can tell you Mr Eyebrow is not cool in any way.
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What's your name, dude? : Baabooraaa
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : [email protected]
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Go on, talk a little!! : Baaaaaaa. I for one would like to see sex with animals legalised. I find it very nice when one of the Newtons takes me from behind. I'm a baaaaad sheep, what can I say? My friends Cluckbert the chicken and Mooton the cow agreee with me. So UP FOR SEX WITH
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What's your name, dude? : ug
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : ?
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Go on, talk a little!! : I love you guys!! especially like 'walking away!' Craig Balls rock!
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What's your name, dude? : Dicky
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : [email protected]
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Go on, talk a little!! : A man was walking along the street, when his mate walked up to hem and said, "did you know you've got a steering wheel hanging out your flies?" and the man replied "yeah I know, it's been driving me nuts all week". Ahem.
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What's your name, dude? : Ashley Askin
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : [email protected]
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Go on, talk a little!! : hey rory, good stuff, keep practising more and you could almost pass for a proper band!!! only joking. bye!
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What's your name, dude? : sexual monkey
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : [email protected]
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Go on, talk a little!! : Not really, my name's Lizzie and I am an original member of Newton's Balls! I'm very rare, so if you're lucky, you could get a signed version of me!!! I thought of the cule name - so I hope you like it. Well, I have a fixation with Physics and Bollocks an
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What's your name, dude? : sexual monkey 2
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E-Mail Address, if you please. :
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Go on, talk a little!! : d I talk balls so it works for me! If you want inside info on the band, email me cos I'm bored. I am married to the bass player, have slept with the drummer and had many sexy romps with the geeetar dude who is my little bro and also my lover.
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What's your name, dude? : sexual monkey 3
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E-Mail Address, if you please. :
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Go on, talk a little!! : Well, one day, I shall return triumphant from the green green hills o sheffield and play in Newtons once more and they'll suck even more than they currently do (only kidding guys!) We SHALL do that gig in the Gladstone eh?
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What's your name, dude? : sexual monkey 4
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E-Mail Address, if you please. :
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Go on, talk a little!! : Oh, and one more thing. You need more space to write loving comments as they tend to run out halfway through. (I cunningly overcame this pitfall by submitting many an entry!!!) Ok, see you soon for fun 'n' games with monkeys, chickens, porrige and rubber
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What's your name, dude? : sexual monkey 5
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E-Mail Address, if you please. :
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Go on, talk a little!! : legs. Wish I could see you live always! Love to all who follow Gustav (and my heartfelt condolences to Alexi - get well soon dude!) xXx
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What's your name, dude? : sexual chocolate mark henry
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : [email protected]
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Go on, talk a little!! : to that young singer.....
i was extremely offended when i heard the lyrics to fags + junkies on the latest edition of inspector morse.....how can you sing about cigarettes and litter in such a way??
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What's your name, dude? : it's me, Ebeneezer Eyebrow again
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : you know it by now
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Go on, talk a little!! : thanks 4 your support with our latest tour of the isle of man...our album has rocketed into the indie-lovin'-scouse-mulleted-fishing hat wearing top 40(number 33 to be precise) and we couldn't have done it without the help of a certain group of balls, Mar
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What's your name, dude? : it's me, Ebeneezer Eyebrow again
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : you know it by now
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Go on, talk a little!! : thanks 4 your support with our latest tour of the isle of man...our album has rocketed into the indie-lovin'-scouse-mulleted-fishing hat wearing top 40(number 33 to be precise) and we couldn't have done it without the help of a certain group of balls, Mar
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What's your name, dude? : nikki d
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : [email protected]
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Go on, talk a little!! : Did anyone get a picture of Martin Slatterys face at the "Stars" concert while you were playing?it was a fucking winner!!By the way, you all have wonderful asses!!
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What's your name, dude? : Manga Alex
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : [email protected]
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Go on, talk a little!! : Rory, when do i get my er, 'lessons'?????
you have the most wonderful ass in the world and im dead sorry i couldnt see you play the other night. Mullet alex, u still mad at me???? I'M SORRRRRRRY!!!!!!!!!
byeeeeeeee
p.s. dik, that has to be the worlds
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What's your name, dude? : Manga alex again
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E-Mail Address, if you please. :
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Go on, talk a little!! : .........worst joke, not at all tender!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What's your name, dude? : Manga Alex
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E-Mail Address, if you please. :
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Go on, talk a little!! : I DONT CARE, I STILL THINK THAT MULLETS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alex agrees dont ya?!
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What's your name, dude? : Littlealex.com
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : suckmynipplesandlikeit.co.mars
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Go on, talk a little!! : Manga, would you still sleep with me if I cut off my mullet?
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What's your name, dude? : Simon Circumfrunce
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : 96 trent FM
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Go on, talk a little!! : Could Ebeneezer Eyebrow please remove his camel from the Newtons tour bun as it is messin' wit' my mind
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What's your name, dude? : Manga alex
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E-Mail Address, if you please. :
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Go on, talk a little!! : Yes, but your must keep the mullet!
And i must admit i wish for ebenezer to be my wife
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What's your name, dude? : u should know by now....it's Ebby Eyebrow of course!!!
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : don't have a computer!!
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Go on, talk a little!! : hey fellow prog rockers, how's it going dudes?? Loved the gig at that shithole pub place..anyway i just came to tell u about a gig in Bulgaria,we got PROJEKT!!
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What's your name, dude? : good old trusty Ebeneezer
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : [email protected]
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Go on, talk a little!! : about that 20 pounds i owe u...i don't have it! i spent it on my terrible spoon addiction, Phil May has pregnated our Male bassist, so we may need mr.ass!!
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What's your name, dude? : Egg Sandwich
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : Philmay@Projekt/airguitar.Bulgaria.com
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Go on, talk a little!! : hi i'm new to England, and i saw your gig review in ideal Kitchens! WOW that curly guy loves his pots and pans, also my half-sister Phil May says a big hello
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What's your name, dude? : simon circumfrence's number 1 enemy
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : BROWN TOWN
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Go on, talk a little!! : OI simon Circumfrence, who do u think u r?? Andy Peters or somrthing?? i'll tell u now i did not impregnate your mums fine china!!
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What's your name, dude? : Phil May
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : lonelyold80'sbassistseeksairguitar
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Go on, talk a little!! : (no talk just air guitar)
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What's your name, dude? : Phil May
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E-Mail Address, if you please. :
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Go on, talk a little!! : Alex, I am your Father. Together with our mullitness and guitar playing ability we can rule the world
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What's your name, dude? : my names ebby eyebrow, and i'm here to rap, i hate heavy metal i think it's crap
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : no, way man
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Go on, talk a little!! : i've left Cast to become the main MC in the Dairylea posse. WEST SIDE ALL MY HOMIES IN THE HOODS AND GHETTO'S OF ROTHERHAM
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What's your name, dude? : i wanna roger manga alex
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : give me her ass on a plate@wet dream.greece.com
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Go on, talk a little!! : ooohhh manga alex, it's new rap star eb eyebrow....ooohhh if u iz in me hood in the near future ya ho, i iz gonna give u sum of me lovin' u to alex..grrrrr
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What's your name, dude? : Guilliame Guillitine
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : Hotandbotherered.co.uk
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Go on, talk a little!! : Alex, your ment to be my bitch. Also i'm sleeping with Egg Sandwich. P.s. Iv'e just pissed myself laughing at Ebby's rantings. I love you!!!
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What's your name, dude? : Simon Circumfrance
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : Immuchbetterthanyou.com
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Go on, talk a little!! : My enemy has no power in comparison to me and ol' Edward Pie. Also, i think Phil does a very nice air guitar so leave him alone
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What's your name, dude? : Sando
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : [email protected]
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Go on, talk a little!! : The last gig you played at was wicked. I can't wait until the next one. Newtons Balls you rule!!!!!!!!!
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What's your name, dude? : Manga
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E-Mail Address, if you please. :
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Go on, talk a little!! : Oh my, ebenezer! if only you could reveal to me your true identity!
But i still love mullet man!
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What's your name, dude? : Mark Henry Sexual Chocolate
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : [email protected]
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Go on, talk a little!! : Alex, I want to rape your band. Rory's ass is so soft to the touch. I want to keep it in a little bag and use it like mayo on my sandwiches.
And Alex, I must know the secret of getting my hair to be the EXACT consistency of straw. I want to be just lik
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What's your name, dude? :
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Go on, talk a little!! : why would you cheat on me with egg sandwich? im wounded! i will now fall into the arms of bad boy ebenezer!
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What's your name, dude? : Sorry i didnt mention that that was the manga lass
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Go on, talk a little!! :
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What's your name, dude? : EURG EDWARD PIE DISGUSTING!
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : [email protected]
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Go on, talk a little!! : I am repulsive! fear me, for I am an evil pie. And I am in competitiong with Mark Henry sexual chocolate, I hate that guy, why do all the women love him so?
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What's your name, dude? : yo, whassup homies
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : badboy@the hoods of hull
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Go on, talk a little!! : oh, man all these bitches keep screwing me...but i have gone back to my roots CAST HAVE REFORMED!! it's a pleasure to be back with monsoon and the rest of u...p.s manga alex u sweet pea, how's that throbbing penis of yours??
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What's your name, dude? : Ian appartment
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : die simon circumfrence
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Go on, talk a little!! : my plans r in gear...u will come to call me master!! Simon your days as head of the west cornwall brownies association are numbered!!
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What's your name, dude? : uurrrggghhh, Edward G. Pie
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : ming@lonely ugly pastry produce.com
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Go on, talk a little!! : uurrrgghhh, guess who's my arch enemy ?????? THE MIRROR!! oh it's good how i can joke about my repulsiveness...p.s i'll get u next time mr. ellis!!, my drainpipe is now at a 45 degree angle thanks 2 u
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What's your name, dude? : good old scouse ebenezer
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : bensherman@fishinghats/shaggymullets.com
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Go on, talk a little!! : i was talkin' to little jimmy cornfield yesterday...and he has agreed to do backing flute on our latest e.p, it's entitled..'lazin around, like, ya know(said in a manchester accent)'.....hope to c u all buyin, it when it's released on the 34th of marchtob
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What's your name, dude? : Henry The Fish
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : [email protected]
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Go on, talk a little!! : I AM A FISH. MY NAME IS HENRY AND I SWIM ALLLL DAY LONG, THAT IS WHEN I'M NOT LISTENING TO COLDPLAY, CAST, PROJEKT OR NEWTONSBALLS.
OH AND I FANCY MANGA ALEX.
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What's your name, dude? : YUK! HIDEOUS, RANCID, FOUL EDWARD PIE
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : [email protected]
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Go on, talk a little!! : Hello! I'm a Pie. Recently it's cum to my attention that people do not like my appearance. I'm not sure why but it may be because i'm a stinking hideous evil pie.
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What's your name, dude? : Robbie Coltrane
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E-Mail Address, if you please. : [email protected]
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Go on, talk a little!! : Hello, my name is Robbie and I'm a dinnerlady at bilborough college. I believe someone spiked the college grease as, upon eating a bag of dripping smily faces, I took leave of my senses and left the vending machine door open. My bad!
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