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"I'll keep this [breast dagger] for the time being."
Gabrielle: That was the wind right?
Joxer: You know what? I'm a graduate of the Royal Athenian academy of cooking. I cooked for the king, before he died. Fish, Femmes, and Gemmes Quotes- I found an episode guide and went crazy with cut and paste. Xena: I�ve got it. I know what to do. The North Star is on the verge of extinction. The fate of the whole world lies in our hands. We�ve got no choice. We�re going fishing. Gabrielle: All right. Um, if we�re all obsessed with something, what about you? What are you obsessed with?
Gabrielle: Well, listen to my story about Gabrielle,
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Gabrielle: Are you worried we're gonna get there and fish will be gone?
Xena: This is gonna be the best thing of your young lives! Come on, Gabrielle, let�s get wet! (jumps in) Come on, Gabrielle! Get your gear off!
Gabrielle: No, I�m sorry Joxer, I take off my clothes, I could kill you. Beauty can do that. Did I just say that? Is Xena right? Have I gone too far? Am I obsessed with myself? No! What�s not to like?! Right?! Xena: Wha... just what were you doing out there?
Gabrielle: Well that's fine. Except for one thing. You're not sacrificing my hair for a fish. Xena: All you have to do is you, you stick your hand underwater and you feel around until you find a great, big succulent fish, and then you do this. You wiggle your finger so it looks like bait, and then Wham-o!
Xena: Fish don't just catch themselves. |