Not me, just some picture I foundHorrible! Shameful! A waste of time! A cinematical offense! And to think you paid $3 (+tax) to see it!

Stop renting bad movies and allow me to be your Christ figure for films. I shall save your soul from these eyesores of the movie stores.

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I am a scary light
Silly Satan... The Eighteenth Angel
Director William Bindley
Producers Douglas Curtis & William Hart
Starring Rachael Leigh Cook
And it's tasty, too! I Drink Your Blood
Director/Writer David E. Durston
Producer Jerry Gross
Starring Bhaskar
I rape your time. I Spit On Your Grave
Director Meir Zarchi
Producers Meir Zarchi & Joseph Zbeda
Starring Jennifer Hill
Bad Ass: The Story Of The Biggest Baddest Motherfucka Since The Big Bang Riki-Oh: The Story of Riki
Director Ngai Kai Lam
Producer Chan Dung Chow
Starring Siu-Wong Fan
Director Christian Duguay
Producers Tom Berry & Franco Battista
Starring Peter Weller
I am hungry, watch me eat. Zombie Holocaust
Director Marino Girolami
Producers Gianfranco Couyoumdjian & Fabrizio De Angelis
Starring Ian McCulloch

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