Hello?

Hello, this is Megan with ninety eff-emm, would you like to do a Trivia Focus?
Sure I would!

Excellent! What is your trivia team name?
Our trivia team name is "Never Trust a Baby with a Mustache". That's about it, you know.

How did you get that name?
We, we started trusting babies with mustaches, and ... that's when we learned that we shouldn't.

I see! Alright, and do you have a mascot?
Uh, we have a whole bunch of them. Uh, they are little plastic baby dolls with little mustaches.

Complete with the mustaches?
Complete with mustaches.

And how do you resolve disputes among teammates?
Uh, we lock them in another room.

How many teammates do you have left?
We got about ... two.

And where do you see yourself in twelve hours?
Uh ...(long pause)... Chuck Norris is gonna get you with a roundhouse to the head.

I understand. Do you have a theme song?
Our theme song is "Bananaphone" by Raffi.

And can you sing a little bit of it?
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Bananaphone! Doop doo-ba doo-ba doop!

Well thank you very much!
You're very welcome!