New Boobs
Something is amiss, I'm too attracting
My boobs are way bigger than I want them to be
I want 34B
I am receiving too much affection
Gonna get me a massive boob deflation
And fulfill my dreams, flat and tiny
My social life is x-rated, can only find perverts
What I need is cosmetic surgery
Be the best I can be
Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption
Who needs to diet when liposuction
is painless and quick, local anesthetic
I know what i want
Now my boobs are tiny and flat, a flawed imperfection
I most certainly won't cause an erection
wherever I go, and now i do know
The reason why I could find a mate
Guys I met ejaculated
Then left through the door,
Couldn't take anymore.
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