In my opion.

This is a list of things that a broken, don't work properly, or are just plain bad. It is a 82 VW Rabbit with 207,000 miles on it. The car cost me nothing but I still feel riped off. It still drive it 40 miles to work ever day but don't drive anywhere else.


Things that don't work or don't work properly:
To start out it is a Diesel
It smells like Diesel
When you push the gas you get nasty diesel fumes in the cab
The rear view mirror falls off from time to time
It uses about a quart of oil a week
It uses about 1 gal. of anti-freeze a month
Uses about 1 quart of power steering fluid ever 2 months
Drips oil all over my driveway
The back-up lights don't work
The power steering belt slips if I turn to far
The shift linkage breaks if I don't shift in a certain way
It will barely go into reverse
The passanger window leaks water when it rains
It is loader than crap
The brights won't stay on unless you hold the switch back the whole time
The hood won't open unless you can hold the lever and lift on hood at same time
The brakes are worthless, it takes about 1/2 mile to slow down from 50mph
The top speed is about 70mph
The inner tie-rod is out on both sides
The front tire ball bearings are going out
The back tire slowy goes flat overnight
It sometimes just won't start for no reason
The driver door will not lock unless it is shut
The shocks are totally crap
It has a rod bearing is knocking
The head gasket is leaking oil badly
The oil pan gasket leaks
Everything raddles like crazy when motor is running
It has no spar tire
It has rust all over the place
The window tint is pealing off
The light on my dash don't work so I can't see speedometer at night
The heater and A/C don't work
The trunk cover raddles too
The seats have rips all over
The emergence brake does work
One of the brake lights is broken
The glove box cover falls off
The clutch cable is about ready to break
The air filter is full of oil
There is a direct hole thru my back into my trunk
The starter is about ready to go out
Update 12-28-99:
Starter did go out last week!
Both headlights stoped working.
I don't use this car anymore but will still run if I had to use it!
ADD MORE THAT I CAN"T THINK OF RIGHT OFF HAND

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