Date: May 31, 2000
Name: Nick Chestnut
Email: [email protected]
Subject: VW's Suck
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Ok, well this is actually my friends car but I thought I'd tell you about it. Ok...
-The headgasket is blown and will blow oil aand coolant everywhere -
The sparkplug threads on the head are stripped and the plugs will come loose and shoot out
-The clutch cable will break once a month duue to rubbing
-Oil will randomly disappear overnight
-No oil is every put in anymore and it stilll runs
-Oil light is ALWAYS on and buzzer is ALWAYS sounding
-Will run out of gas at anytime
-Distributor cap has hole so it arcs all the time
-Will misfire all the time
-Top speed of 58 MPH -Backfire blew the muffler off
-Randomly shoots out clouds of purple smoke
-Tires will hold only 15 PSI, won't leak morre, won't hold more
-Driveaxles are bent, shot a strut through tthe hood because of wheel hop
-Back pass side has no strut -A/C compressorr blew up on highway on day
-Can't tighten belts, they all squeak
-Front bumper almost scrapes the ground
-Pass side tail/brake light does not work
-Driver side reverse light doesn't work
-3rd gear syncro out -No intake at all, just the TB
-Engine appears to be held in by one mount
-Steering wheel fell off, must steer with vise-grips now
-Drivers side door is duck taped on because it will fall off
-Stock speaker magnets fell off the rest of the speaker
-Back window is plastic wrap -Heater doesn't work
-Only one windshield wiper works
-Stuck a hole in the coolant res, fixed with a piece of cork
-Both headlights point up at about a 80 degree angle
-Turning brights on will blow alomost ever fuse in the car
-No back brakes at all, the hoses got holes in them so we just clamped it off
-Must take the dome light out to shut it offf
-The drivers side seat is not attached to anything The list continues I'm sure, but I really don't know the rest. I've never seen a car in worse shape than this one. I don't know if this is the worst you've ever heard of or not. I don't have pics but will try to get some. I think we have some pics of when his windshield got busted with a baseball bat... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
