Israeli Paramedics Association
Critical Laugh Paramedic
Preface -
What you are about to see at the Paramedics Closed Department Institute (PCDI)
is considered as secured zone. Some of the residents can be Very Dangerous..
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Terms & Conditions
Registered by the Low-law Institution
of Pts Rights (6969 BC)
1. I promiss not to feed any pt.
2. I promiss not to through charp objects at the
EMS managers (we have special supply for that)
3. I promiss not to make funny noises neer the
burned wing.
4. I promiss to read very carefully all the
Pt's Medical Records
and to publish it.
5. I swear not to reliece any of the prisoners.
6. I promiss not to Intubate / Catheterized any of the
pts from the Geriatric and Instructors Zones.
7. I promiss not to laugh at any of our pts - due to the
fact that I'll be hospitelized at this Institute one day , my self.
I Agree I Don't Agrree.
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Paramedic Neomi Zvi - Jan 2000