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Driving Exam

Tuesday, October 15, 2002 19:43

 
 
Only those who have been in Belgrade public busses understand the real urge to learn how to drive a car and get one some day. The classes were strenuous since it is not easy to drive in busy traffic among drivers who do not obey traffic regulations. There were times when my driving instructor had to shout not to drive like other 'real' drivers. And that was a tough one!

First phase was to learn to survive with the driving instructor

Not only did he smoke in the car, and thus filled my lungs with toxic matter, but he also screamed whenever I did what the other drivers were doing.

And we drove along the streets of Belgrade. Our lives were endangered sometimes by my ignorance, sometimes by his negligence. But we survived the story to tell.

Second phase was to learn how to drive

"Look, mummy, I can drive now..."
Natasa Gajic

It was not easy, I tell you! The car I drove was far from perfect. The clutch was busted so I seldom knew when I was in the first gear. The wheel gave strange tic-tack noise under a certain angle.

Only several drivers were pissed off at my slow and clumsy driving. And my driving instructor was pissed off at all of them screaming at them as well as at me. All in all, that was not so bad. I almost killed several pedestrians. But if you look at the bright side, I did not kill them all.

The exam

Serbia prides itself in having really tough and conscientious police officers. And the police officers we had at the exam were such. They did their job by the book. If someone did resemble his own photograph in the ID, the law- and-order uniform did not allow him to take the exam, let alone pass it.


Thus the result of the exam was a longhaired boy became skinhead in 20 minutes, a bearded guy lost his beard in less than an hour... There were threats to burn down the school. But the exam must go on and there was nothing that could stop it.

Epilogue


I have got a driving license and a fancy leather pocket to put it in. All I need now is a car. My birthday is on January 11, so my dear friends...

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