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| TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH : 1. Two World Wars and One World Cup. 2. Warm beer. 3. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket. 4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events. 5. Union jack underpants. 6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer. 7. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power. 8. Bathing once a week - whether you need to or not. 9. Ditto changing underwear. 10. Beats being Welsh. TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SCOTTISH : 1. You ain't English! 2. You ain't English! 3. You ain't English!... More |
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Why don't women have any problem parking? Have a look!
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Leze dva junaka pod drvetom u hladu. Prodje neko vreme te im
ode 'lad, pa veli jedan: "A mogli bi se mi mac' u 'ladovinu?" Posle nekih pola sata digose se oni i legose u 'lad, kad ce drugi: "E sto ti je co'ek ka tica: cas je vamo, cas je tamo!" Godina 2000. Dva Crnogorca gledaju Olimpijadu. Prate jednog
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Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house. |
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Ne mozemo jos da konfrmamo nas dolazak ovog leta, ali, kako sada
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Two blondes are
on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," yells the other blonde. |
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-Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? Because
every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush. -Jennifer Katharine Gates, weighed 8 pounds 6 ounces when she was downloaded, er, born on Friday, April 26 at 6:11pm. And what do Baby Gates and Daddy's products have in common? For at least the next year, they'll suck.
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Why can't a blonde dial
911? She can't find the eleven. |
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| A guy goes
into a bar,
orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as
he can. The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?" The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had." The bartender says, "What do you have?" The guy says, "75 cents." |
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| Salje Lala iz banje telegram
Sosi: "Soso, salji mi iljadu dinara, lekar mi produzio kuru!" Posle par dana stize mu odgovor: "Lalo evo ti dve iljade, kazi mu neka ti je malko i podeblja." Bolesnik: Da li je ovaj lek opasan? Doktor: Nikad nam se niko nije zalio od ljudi koji su ga uzimali, Bog da im dusu prosti. Vozi se covek autoputem, kad se odjednom na putu stvori guzva. Nakon duzeg cekanja u mestu, njemu prilazi Mujo: Dobar dan! Dobar dan. Sta se ovde desava? - pita covek. Ma, neki manijak kidnapovao predsednika i trazi 10 miliona da bi ga oslobodio ili ce ga politi benzinom i zapaliti. Pa eto, idemo od auta do auta za donaciju. I koliko obicno narod daje? Mujo: Pa, prosecno 4-5 litara. |
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