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| Stories | ||||||||||||||||||
| Just so you know, I have yet to write a serious or dramatic story. All of my stories are somewhat bizarre and nonsensical. You have been warned. |
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| A Soap Opera | ||||||||||||||||||
| This is a short story that I had to write for English class my freshman year. It was supposed to be the unlikely origin of some invention. So, I chose to write about that pink soap in school restrooms. | ||||||||||||||||||
| A Day in the Life of a Teenage Walter Mitty | ||||||||||||||||||
| Another short story that was written for 9th grade English. This time we had to use a character named Walter Mitty, a dud who constantly daydreams about being a stud. At some point in the story we were to use the sound effect "pocketa-pocketa-pocketa" (don't ask why, because I have no idea). So um...here ya go. | ||||||||||||||||||
| I Never Promised You an Apple Orchard | ||||||||||||||||||
| This tentatively titled novelette is what I consider to be my best work. This story follows about ten different plotlines simultaneously (that will eventually converge, believe it or not) and is a parody of many popular books, movies and other pop culture stuff. If you thought that the above stories were weird, you haven't seen anything yet! Most of this was written in 2000 so the writing quality isn't as good as I would like it to be, but I'm too lazy to re-write it. I do have an ending in mind for this story, but I haven't gotten around to writing it yet, so for now, you'll just have to live in the suspense of not knowing what happens! Anyway, enjoy! | ||||||||||||||||||
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