Yo mama's so old, I told her to Act her age and the bitch died.
Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo mama's so old, she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.
Yo mama's so old; she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.
Yo mama's so old; she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
Yo mama's so old, she used to baby sit Yoda.
Yo mama's so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstone's.
Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Yo mama's so old; the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.
Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama's so stupid; her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors.
Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.
Yo mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo mama's so stupid; if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.
Yo mama's so stupid; on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
Yo mama's so stupid; she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button to dial "9-1-1"
Yo mama's so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob ' cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo mama's so stupid; she got fired from a blow-job. Yo mama's so stupid; she got fired from the M&.M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo mama's so stupid; she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama's so stupid; she put a peephole in a glass door.
Yo mama's so stupid; she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
Yo mama's so stupid; she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid; she put on a coat to chew winter fresh gum.
Yo mama's so stupid, she ran out of Gas leaving Texaco.
Yo mama's so stupid, she said "what's that letter after x" and I said Y she said "Cause I want to know".
Yo mama's so stupid; she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
Yo mama's so stupid; she sold the car for Gas money.
Yo mama's so stupid; she sold the house to pay the mortgage.
Yo mama's so stupid; she studied for a blood test and failed.
Yo mama's so stupid; she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo.
Yo mama's so stupid; she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
Yo mama's so stupid; she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.
Yo mama's so stupid; she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.
Yo mama's so stupid; she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid; she thought meow mix was a record for cats.
Yo mama's so stupid; she thought she could get food stamps at the Post office.
Yo mama's so stupid; she thought the board of education was a piece of Wood.
Yo mama's so stupid; she thought the Internet was something you catch fish with.
Yo mama's so stupid; she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid; she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama's so stupid; she tried to steal a free sample.
Yo mama's so stupid; she tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so stupid; she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.
Yo mama's so stupid; she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo mama's so stupid; she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so stupid; she was locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went on Double Dare and when they asked her name she said "I think I'll take the physical challenge."
Yo mama's so stupid; she went to a clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo mama's so stupid; she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed.
Yo mama's so stupid; she wiped her ass before she took a shit.
Yo mama's so stupid, she wouldn't know up from down if she had three guesses.
Yo mama's so stupid; the bitch snuck on the bus and paid to get off.
Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.
Yo mama's so stupid, when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F, and sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo mama's so stupid; when her husband lost his marbles she bought him new ones.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I asked her if she wanted to play one on one, she said "Ok, but what's the teams?"
Yo mama's so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line, she put "O.K."
Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw a "Wrong Way" sign in her rearview mirror, she turned around.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw the "Nc-17 (Under 17 not Admitted)" sign; she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus; she took the 22 twice instead. Yo mama's so stupid, when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said "Hey Boss, all the small ones are gone."
Yo mama's so stupid, when someone said "Take the trash out," she moved.
Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a coke."
Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
