Yo mama's so big; her belly button's got an echo.
Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.
Yo mama's so big; she uses bowling balls for earrings.
Yo mama's so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
Yo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!
Yo mama's so big; when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.
Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.
Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.
Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said, "Let there be light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.
Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel; the horse limped for a week.
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo mama's so fat; her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."
Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."
Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.
Yo mama's so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years.
Yo mama's so fat; I gain weight just by watching her eat.
Yo mama's so fat; I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.
Yo mama's so fat; I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Yo mama's so fat; I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo mama's so fat; I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.
Yo mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
Yo mama's so fat, NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer.
Yo mama's so fat; no one can talk behind her back.
Yo mama's so fat; people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama's so fat; she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.
Yo mama's so fat; she can't lose weight, only find it.
Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.
Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't eat Wheat Thins, she eats Wheat Thick.
Yo mama's so fat; she eats cereal out of a satellite dish.
Yo mama's so fat; she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo mama's so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled "Land Ho!"
Yo mama's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says, "Okay."
Yo mama's so fat; she has to get out of the car to change gears.
Yo mama's so fat; she jumped for joy and got stuck.
