Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing "We are family!"
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo mama's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic-tac.
Yo mama's so fat; she needs a road map to find her ass.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came & said, "Break it up!"
Yo mama's so fat, she shows up on radar.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses diet soap.
Yo mama's so fat, she wears an asteroid belt.
Yo mama's so fat, she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy.
Yo mama's so fat; she went to Sizzler and got a group discount.
Yo mama's so fat; she's moving the Earth out of its orbit.
Yo mama's so fat, she's not kidding when she says, "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"
Yo mama's so fat, she's taller lying down.
Yo mama's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn "sign.
Yo mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
Yo mama's so fat; they had to baptize her at sea World.
Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a doorframe and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo mama's so fat; when I tried to fuck her I didn't know if I was hitting the hole or a roll.
Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," she got the part as the big rolling ball.
Yo mama's so fat; when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.
Yo mama's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo mama's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
Yo mama's so fat; when she farts the whole planet comes out of orbit.
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets out of the car, she leaves stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the beach, little kids yell "Free Willy, Free Willy."
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts, "The coast is clear."
Yo mama's so fat; when she got on the bus she turned it into a low rider.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Yo mama's so fat, when she swims; she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool.
Yo mama's so fat, when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around; people throw her a welcome back party.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks across the living room, the radio skips.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks in front of the T.V.; you miss 5 minutes of your show.
Yo mama's so fat, when she was born; she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to get a waterbed; they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
Yo mama's so fat; when she went to the Rose Parade they thought she was a float.
Yo mama's so fat, when the cashier at KFC asked what size bucket she wanted, she said the one on the roof.
Yo mama's so fat; you could go swimming in her bra.
