Some people drink Coke
The wacky morning DJ says Democracy's a joke he says now
"Do you believe in the one big song?"
He is now accepting callers that would like to sing along, he says
"Do you believe in the one true edge
by fastening your safety belts and stepping towards the ledge?"
He is handling the money
He is serving the food
He is now accepting callers
He is calling me "dude."
I hate Britney Spears. She is what is wrong with our country, and I don't mean that really. I mean, she is what is wrong with our culture. Her and the Man Show. First of all, she makes too much money. This is a good example of capitalism gone wrong. I think once you hit a certain amount of money, you should be forced to donate the rest to charities. So there's one thing. Also, and here's my real problem, she is a bad BAD roll model for her audience. Let me explain...
When she first came onto our television sets, she was cute. She was this little farm girl from Louisiana. Aww, she's cute. So she had this target audience of 12 and 13 year old girls, trying to look like her. And that was fine. But recently, she's turned into this turbo-slut. I mean, look at her. This means two things: 1) She went vixen to gain a bigger audience, hence making more money, hence SELLING OUT! You didn't think teeny bopper singers could sell out did you? Well they can. The other thing (2) She's making 12 and 13 year old girls think it's okay to walk around dressed like you're at the beach! I can tell because I remember the freshmen girls at my high school thought it was okay to do that. And let me just say, it is disgusting.
Also she can't dance. She's just moving at the same time as the other people, that doesn't make it dancing. As much as I don't like them, the backstreet boys are the only ones that really dance. Them and Janet Jackson.
I don't wish the wench any harm, I just wish she would go away. Like Ricky Martin did.
So here is some humor.