We are making a brand
We're the only ones to turn to
When your castles turn to sand
Take a bite of this apple
Mr. Corporate events
Take a walk through the jungle
Of cardboard shanties in tents
My internet suddenly stopped working. I was like "fuck." So I went downstairs and saw that Howard's computer was not awake. So I restarted it and then I went to work. I expected to have it working good as new when I returned home, but much to my dismay, it was not. Howard's computer will turn on, but there is no message sent to the screen, or the screen is not picking it up. This is a lap-top. I don't know how to fix those things. So I freaked out. I need howard's computer to be on in order for my internet to work, and apparantly I need it to not only be on, but I need it to be way on. I was so sad. But then, I realized I could trick the world. I took the cable modem from Howard's computer, and moved it to mine, upstairs. And voila, it works. My cable tv isn't working because I'm using the cable from the tv to workt he internet, but Jesus christ. Well as I was saying, Now that I have my internet back, I don't really care about it anymore. But I'm not about to take it away.
I said to Burton "why does every little thing bother me" and he said "because nothing bad has ever happened to you" and i said "you are exactly right." I have had the easiest life, and let me tell you what that means. Never mind. I don't know what that means. Something about happines. You figure it out for yourself.
And i just realized i may be able to hook up my television too. I am so smart. I love my life. Except I have a headache, but I can deal with that. Oh if i could only roll around in internet the way some people wish they could roll around in money.
Let me tell you how dumb i am (yes, right after I say how smart I am). Lauren and I needed to take pictures with my digital camera, put them on my computer, and then put them onto her computer. We thought I would either put them up on a webpage or email them to her. Then, when my internet stopped working, we both didn't know what to do. We were speaking of putting the picture-putting software on her computer, we didn't know what to do. Then I thought "wait a second, file transferring existed before the internet...A DISK!!!!!" So the problem was solved. The moral of this story is that if there's this boy you like, and you think you can't be happy without him, just remember how you were happy before you met him, not like I'm talking about anyone specific or anything, Nidhi.
Also, no one has any excuse to say anything in an online conversation that they didn't mean to say. Like, if I am talking to a person in person (that sounds cool) and I say something like "then why did you do that, you asshole?" it is sort of acceptable to say "sorry, I didn't mean to call you an asshole." But if I do that online, I have no excuse. I typed those words! You don't ACCIDENTALY type letters that form into an insult, and I don't know how I feel about this.
My headache is getting to me. I'm sorry but I'm going to have to freak out. Suleman and I get along just fine, and I don't understand why the rest of the Muslims and Jews can't just follow our example. Jesus Fucking Christ. Mu Fucking Hammad. Jewish Fucking Guy. I am really fed up with this.
And for good measure, I'll throw in a good picture of Lauren.
