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Blonde Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.

Q: Whats the differnce between a blonde and the Atlantic Coast?
A: The atlantic coast would never have that many crabs.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a taxi cab?
A: You have to pay for a ride in a taxi cab.

Q: How do you give a blonde more headroom?
A: Adjust the streering wheel.

Q: Why did the blonde have lipstick on the steering wheel?
A: She was trying to blow the horn.

Q: Why does the blonde wear panties?
A: To keep her ankles warm.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the local football team?
A: The blonde has a higher sperm count.

Q: How does the blonde turn on the lights after sex?
A: Opens the car door.

Q: What do blondes and cow pies have in common?
A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't keep 2 calves together.

Q: What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing they've never met.

Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They're both fucked when they're on their back.

Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before she went out?
A: If you're not in bed by midnight, come home.

Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.

Q: What is the difference between a circus and a group of blondes?
A: At the circus you'll fnd a cunning array of stunts.

Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?
A: She peed on her cornflakes.

Q: What did the blind blonde say to her new boyfriend as she was making love to him?
A: "Funny, you don't feel jewish."

Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the transparency?
A: She turned it over and used the other side.

Q: What did the really dumb blonce say when someone blew in her bra?
A: Thanks for the refil.

Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury A blonde.

Q: How do you get an one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.

Q: How does a blonde part her hair?
A: By doing the splits.

Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A: She says, "Next"

Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rst of the yard.

Q: Why do blondes write TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q: What do you call four blondes at a four way stop?
A: Eternity.