| Q: Why did the blonde have square boobs? A: She forgot to take the tissues out of the box. Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does she confuse you? A: When she comes out and tells you she's done. Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course? A: The 19th hole. Q: Why do blondes have brusises arounf their belly buttons? A: Blonde guys are dumb too. Q: Whats the first thing a blonde doiesn when she gets up in the morning? A: Goes home. |
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| Q: Whats the ultimate rejection? A: When you're masterbating and your hand falls asleep. Q: Why did Barbie get thrown out of the toy box? A: Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!" Q: Whats is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? A: Sexual harassment. Q: What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? A: $3.99 a minute. Q: Why did the lord give women nipples? A: To make suckers out of men. Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love? A: "Honey, I'm home." Q: Did you hear about the generic form of Viagra? A: It's name is, Mycoxafloppin. |
| A girl asks her boyfriend to come over friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is a bg event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner she'd like to go out and have sex for the first time. The boy is estatic, but he's never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The Pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it bein his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at teh girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents. Come on in!" The boy goes in and is taken to the dinner table, takes a seat and shortly after her parents's follow and takes their seats. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. 10 minutes pass and he's still quietly praying. Finally, after 20 minutes, the gril leans over to the boy whose head is still down and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea that you were this relgious." The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was the pharmacist!" |
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