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 =EPISODE 12- ADULT ENTERTAINMENT vs. HOME IMPROVEMENT=
 ======Overview======
Elimination Idol is first seen in this episode. This episode is one of my top 3 favorite episodes because it is very funny IMO. The episode includes the hilarious "caulk in the crack" bit. Goon replaces Guy for this episode, but the Captain calls him Guy for some reason when Goon hands the show off to him. Ken was really hoping that the Porn people could pull it out for the win, but I guess he'll just have to be disappointed. "Hey Vic, you're not wearing any pants...!" "Well I was gonna do a little tub caulking after the show"
 ======Captain's Words======
"Thanks Guy! I think we all agree that pornography is responsible for the moral decline of our society by objectifying women. So- how many of you like to watch porn?"
(All)- "Yeahhhhh!"
"Hey! Here's a big porn fan! You were really waving your hand at me weren't you, hm?"
(Man)- "Oh, that wasn't my hand. This is my hand, it's smaller. "
"Wow. That's super impressive! Hey! Look who's here- porn actress Ivanna Swallow. Oooo interesting outfit!"
(Woman with a fuzzy tiger stripe bra on)- "Thanks! I'm playing the Tiger Lady in Sexmen 2 and I just got new implants. Go ahead- touch em!" (Ivanna gestures for the Captain to touch her tiger bra)
"Well if you want me too... HA! (other contestants start saying "I'll touch them!" and other stuff like that) I'M THE CAPTAIN SHE ASKED ME! Let me just put my hand here...oh that feel's so nice! (Skipper squeezes her tigers) Boy this is gonna be a great show! I can feel it in my bone..oh I'm a dirty man... LET'S GO!"
 ======Goon's Games======
First Game- Athelete's Feet
Second Game- Dope on a Rope
Thrid Game- Elimination Idol
Forth Game- Dash to Death
Fifth Game- Rotating Surfboard of Death
===OUTCOME===
Home Improvement-3
Porn Industry-2
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